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Title: Bush's Address (1600 PA Ave., in the men's room) live thread
Source: Teevee
URL Source: [None]
Published: Sep 13, 2007
Author: Nobody
Post Date: 2007-09-13 19:51:18 by a vast rightwing conspirator
Keywords: None
Views: 926
Comments: 61

I don't know when the Bush will begin yapping but we might begin discussing now.

I like it when he says 'rekinize' and 'haleed shake mohammed'. I don't know what else is worth saying about this historical event.

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#1. To: All (#0)

Update on Bush's address: he's still at 1600 PA Ave, but he moved to the washroom.

Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2007-09-13   20:09:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)

and nukuler..i could slap him silly every time he says that.

christine  posted on  2007-09-13   20:12:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: christine (#2)

CNN has a countdown clock on the screen. There's an agitated guy now that shows how successful everything the surges did.

Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2007-09-13   20:15:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: christine (#2)

nukuler

I'm waiting for some intrepid gatekeeper to let the phrase "persons of color" into a live Q&A featuring Our Darling Emperess, Queen of MonROVEia, Dutchess of the Golden Triangle, Keeper of the Pharmaceutical Scales...

zzzzzzzz

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-09-13   20:20:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: christine (#2)

and nukuler.

I always thought that military guy that follows Bush around with the big briefcase carried the nukuler codes, but I was wrong.

He just carries a change or two of underwear for Bush.

Cynicom  posted on  2007-09-13   20:20:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#3)

CNN has a countdown clock on the screen. There's an agitated guy now that shows how successful everything the surges did.

Wow, hi tech in action, eh?

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-09-13   20:21:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)

Much Ado About Nothing: Bush Speech on Iraq Surge

The Center for American Progress sets the facts straight in advance of President Bush's speech to the nation September 13, 2007 on the troop surge policy in Iraq. The surge will end in 2008, not because it has been effective, but because the Army lacks sufficient troops and faces a military readiness crisis.

"prebuttal' to Bush's speech..

Zipporah  posted on  2007-09-13   20:22:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Cynicom (#5)

"We will pee standing down as they begin to pee standing up."

Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2007-09-13   20:22:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Dakmar (#6)

Wow, hi tech in action, eh?

Oh, it's fukkin beautiful man, you should see it!

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.

Esso  posted on  2007-09-13   20:26:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Esso (#9)

The numbers are very large and sometimes they make the countdown clock disappear. It's like suspense because, for a while, you don't know how long before Bush says something.

Bush's address is still at the 1600 PA Ave. but he's in the powder room now, getting his face painted.

Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2007-09-13   20:28:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Esso (#9)

I need to talk to the colonel!

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-09-13   20:28:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Dakmar (#11)

That's funny, I've had a hankerin' for chicken too.

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.

Esso  posted on  2007-09-13   20:38:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Esso (#12)

You don't talk to the chicken, man, you listen.

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-09-13   20:41:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)

Thanks for reminding me monkey boy will speak tonight. It's all choreographed.

The surge is working...

/sarc

Fred Mertz  posted on  2007-09-13   20:43:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Fred Mertz (#14)

I believe that the expectation is that Bush declares defeat tonite and begins to bring some of the troops back home so that they will be following us home and kill as all. He is not supporting the troops and he is not protecting us.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2007-09-13   20:45:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#15)

I know.

I've been hiding under my bed every night hoping no one cuts my head off.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2007-09-13   20:48:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Fred Mertz (#16)

The time is now. He just finished listening to his gut and he is telling us what he heard.

Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2007-09-13   21:01:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: all (#17)

Uh-oh, this isn't starting off well.

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.

Esso  posted on  2007-09-13   21:03:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)

We're beating the terrrists.

Steel  posted on  2007-09-13   21:05:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Esso (#18) (Edited)

He didn't say Iran yet but he said Alkaida 10 times times. He said Anbar 9 times. He didn't say sue ciders yet. He was to Anbar the day he was in labor.

Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2007-09-13   21:06:28 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)

A revolting sheik was murdered in Anbar.

Steel  posted on  2007-09-13   21:07:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: Steel (#21)

A revolting sheik was murdered in Anbar.

LOL

Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2007-09-13   21:08:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#20)

QUICK! TAP YOUR FOOT UNDER THE STALL! WAVE YOUR HAND UNDER THE DIVIDER! PLEASE, JUST MAKE IT STOP!

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.

Esso  posted on  2007-09-13   21:09:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: Esso (#18)

Glad you're reporting on this because I don't have the stomach to listen to that clown.

Law Enforcement Against Prohibition

"There is no 'legitimate' Corporation by virtue of it's very legal definition and purpose."
-- IndieTx

IndieTX  posted on  2007-09-13   21:09:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#17)

The time is now. He just finished listening to his gut and he is telling us what he heard.

Did it involve cole slaw, biscuits, and/or gravy?

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-09-13   21:10:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: Steel (#21)

The Bathists. Why would anyone ask for de-Bathification?

Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2007-09-13   21:11:38 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: IndieTX (#24)

I don't have the stomach to listen to that clown.

I let Hillary blow me once. Nuthin' makes me sick.

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.

Esso  posted on  2007-09-13   21:12:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: IndieTX (#24)

My wife turned off the set and sent me to my room...I dragged my penis across his face on the screen.

She is going to make me wash the screen too. Bummer.

Sodie Pop  posted on  2007-09-13   21:12:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#26)

The Bathists. Why would anyone ask for de-Bathification?

Republicans would. They only like naked men, preferably little boys.

Capitalism is NOT an economic system, it's a RELIGION for ASSHOLES!

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2007-09-13   21:13:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Sodie Pop (#28)

My wife turned off the set and sent me to my room...I dragged my penis across his face on the screen.

She is going to make me wash the screen too. Bummer.

ROFL!

Zipporah  posted on  2007-09-13   21:13:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#20)

He was to Anbar the day he was in labor.

Maybe I should have spent the extra $10 on a program...

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-09-13   21:13:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: Elliott Jackalope (#29)

Would you call Craig 'a (public) Bathist'?

Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2007-09-13   21:14:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)

ok, he just invoked 911

kiki  posted on  2007-09-13   21:15:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Dakmar (#25)

The long-awaited reference to 9/11.

Steel  posted on  2007-09-13   21:15:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Sodie Pop (#28)

She is going to make me wash the screen too.

You'll thank her tomorrow.

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-09-13   21:16:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: Sodie Pop (#28)

He said he wants to... hmmmm... 'come together' with the members of the congress.

Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2007-09-13   21:16:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: All (#34)

36 nations have troops on the ground in Iraq?

Steel  posted on  2007-09-13   21:17:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Steel (#34)

The long-awaited reference to 9/11.

Oh!

Wasn't expecting that.

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-09-13   21:17:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: Steel (#37)

36 nations have troops on the ground in Iraq?

If you count Puerto Rico and West Bank.

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-09-13   21:19:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: All (#37)

The poignant personal anecdote of the fallen warrior's family...

Steel  posted on  2007-09-13   21:19:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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