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Title: Bush's Address (1600 PA Ave., in the men's room) live thread
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Published: Sep 13, 2007
Author: Nobody
Post Date: 2007-09-13 19:51:18 by a vast rightwing conspirator
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Views: 959
Comments: 61
I don't know when the Bush will begin yapping but we might begin discussing now. I like it when he says 'rekinize' and 'haleed shake mohammed'. I don't know what else is worth saying about this historical event.
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#1. To: All (#0)
Update on Bush's address: he's still at 1600 PA Ave, but he moved to the washroom.
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
and nukuler..i could slap him silly every time he says that.
CNN has a countdown clock on the screen. There's an agitated guy now that shows how successful everything the surges did.
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
I'm waiting for some intrepid gatekeeper to let the phrase "persons of color" into a live Q&A featuring Our Darling Emperess, Queen of MonROVEia, Dutchess of the Golden Triangle, Keeper of the Pharmaceutical Scales... zzzzzzzz
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
I always thought that military guy that follows Bush around with the big briefcase carried the nukuler codes, but I was wrong. He just carries a change or two of underwear for Bush.
Wow, hi tech in action, eh?
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
The Center for American Progress sets the facts straight in advance of President Bush's speech to the nation September 13, 2007 on the troop surge policy in Iraq. The surge will end in 2008, not because it has been effective, but because the Army lacks sufficient troops and faces a military readiness crisis. "prebuttal' to Bush's speech..
"We will pee standing down as they begin to pee standing up."
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
Oh, it's fukkin beautiful man, you should see it!
The numbers are very large and sometimes they make the countdown clock disappear. It's like suspense because, for a while, you don't know how long before Bush says something. Bush's address is still at the 1600 PA Ave. but he's in the powder room now, getting his face painted.
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
I need to talk to the colonel!
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
That's funny, I've had a hankerin' for chicken too.
You don't talk to the chicken, man, you listen.
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
Thanks for reminding me monkey boy will speak tonight. It's all choreographed. The surge is working... /sarc
I believe that the expectation is that Bush declares defeat tonite and begins to bring some of the troops back home so that they will be following us home and kill as all. He is not supporting the troops and he is not protecting us. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
I know. I've been hiding under my bed every night hoping no one cuts my head off.
The time is now. He just finished listening to his gut and he is telling us what he heard.
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
Uh-oh, this isn't starting off well.
We're beating the terrrists.
He didn't say Iran yet but he said Alkaida 10 times times. He said Anbar 9 times. He didn't say sue ciders yet. He was to Anbar the day he was in labor.
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
A revolting sheik was murdered in Anbar.
LOL
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
QUICK! TAP YOUR FOOT UNDER THE STALL! WAVE YOUR HAND UNDER THE DIVIDER! PLEASE, JUST MAKE IT STOP!
Glad you're reporting on this because I don't have the stomach to listen to that clown.
Law Enforcement Against Prohibition Did it involve cole slaw, biscuits, and/or gravy?
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
The Bathists. Why would anyone ask for de-Bathification?
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
I let Hillary blow me once. Nuthin' makes me sick.
My wife turned off the set and sent me to my room...I dragged my penis across his face on the screen. She is going to make me wash the screen too. Bummer.
Republicans would. They only like naked men, preferably little boys.
#2. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)
#3. To: christine (#2)
#4. To: christine (#2)
nukuler
#5. To: christine (#2)
and nukuler.
#6. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#3)
CNN has a countdown clock on the screen. There's an agitated guy now that shows how successful everything the surges did.
#7. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)
Much Ado About Nothing: Bush Speech on Iraq Surge
#8. To: Cynicom (#5)
#9. To: Dakmar (#6)
Wow, hi tech in action, eh?
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
#10. To: Esso (#9)
#11. To: Esso (#9)
#12. To: Dakmar (#11)
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
#13. To: Esso (#12)
#14. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)
#15. To: Fred Mertz (#14)
#16. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#15)
#17. To: Fred Mertz (#16)
#18. To: all (#17)
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
#19. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)
#20. To: Esso (#18)
(Edited)
#21. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)
#22. To: Steel (#21)
A revolting sheik was murdered in Anbar.
#23. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#20)
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
#24. To: Esso (#18)
"There is no 'legitimate' Corporation by virtue of it's very legal definition and purpose."
-- IndieTx
#25. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#17)
The time is now. He just finished listening to his gut and he is telling us what he heard.
#26. To: Steel (#21)
#27. To: IndieTX (#24)
I don't have the stomach to listen to that clown.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
#28. To: IndieTX (#24)
#29. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#26)
The Bathists. Why would anyone ask for de-Bathification?
 | Capitalism is NOT an economic system, it's a RELIGION for ASSHOLES! |
#30. To: Sodie Pop (#28)
She is going to make me wash the screen too. Bummer. ROFL!
My wife turned off the set and sent me to my room...I dragged my penis across his face on the screen.
#31. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#20)
Maybe I should have spent the extra $10 on a program...
He was to Anbar the day he was in labor.
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
#32. To: Elliott Jackalope (#29)
Would you call Craig 'a (public) Bathist'?
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
#33. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#0)
ok, he just invoked 911
#34. To: Dakmar (#25)
The long-awaited reference to 9/11.
#35. To: Sodie Pop (#28)
You'll thank her tomorrow.
She is going to make me wash the screen too.
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
#36. To: Sodie Pop (#28)
He said he wants to... hmmmm... 'come together' with the members of the congress.
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
#37. To: All (#34)
36 nations have troops on the ground in Iraq?
#38. To: Steel (#34)
Oh! Wasn't expecting that.
The long-awaited reference to 9/11.
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
#39. To: Steel (#37)
If you count Puerto Rico and West Bank.
36 nations have troops on the ground in Iraq?
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
#40. To: All (#37)
The poignant personal anecdote of the fallen warrior's family...
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