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Title: Attention All 4um Jesuit Temporal Coajutors - Monday is Virgin Mary Day!
Source: Self
URL Source: http://None
Published: Sep 20, 2007
Author: Self
Post Date: 2007-09-20 22:38:11 by Minerva
Keywords: None
Views: 668
Comments: 10

Remember that Monday is our annual "Sucker the Little Kids into Worshipping the Virgin Mary" day. As usual, we will fan out to school yards across the nation to tell the kids that Mary is the one who really calls the shots in heaven,

Our chapter will meet at the clubhouse at 7:00 AM. You will be given a grade school assignment and a collection of lollipops and plastic Icons to pass out. The icons were ordered from a Chinese firm and are really nice. A hearing aid battery causes the halo to light up when a string is pulled.

Remember to be clear about what you are doing. Last year, when one of our members was seen lurking about the school yard in a trench coat and passing out candy, a school administrator accused him of being a Republican Congressman. Wearing your "Jesus was a Hippy" or "One World Order" T-shirt would help avoid these sorts of false assumptions.

And remember not to park in the Florist parking lot when you arrive on Monday. You may be towed. There is plenty of on street parking on the next street over, you simply have to walk half a block to use it.

A pot luck will take place after the children have been indoctrinated.

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#3. To: Minerva (#0)

I will be there with bells and holy water..Oh, snakes. Do we need any snakes?

Jesuit Temporal Coadjutor  posted on  2007-09-20   23:41:39 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Jesuit Temporal Coadjutor (#3)

No snakes. Those are for Southern Baptists. You could bring a severed body part of a saint however.

Minerva  posted on  2007-09-21   7:26:48 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Minerva (#4)

Have you passed this by CS and AKA Psycho?

BTW, I can't make the pot luck so is it possible to provide some sort of snack to go?

Jethro Tull  posted on  2007-09-21   7:42:30 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Jethro Tull (#5)

Have you passed this by CS and AKA Psycho?

No need to, the read and obsesse over every word posted over here.

Minerva  posted on  2007-09-21   7:55:56 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#7. To: Minerva (#6)

CS and AKA Psycho

I understand both are the progeny of the Great Whore and a wayward carnival barker.

Jethro Tull  posted on  2007-09-21 08:06:01 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Minerva (#6)

Coajutors Service Bulliten...JTA

Protest spurs end to objectionable dictionary

Published: 09/20/2007

A publisher pulled its dictionary after an uproar over the definition of Jew as "miser."

Minerva Publications said it would stop printing and circulating copies of the seventh edition of its Little English Dictionary after India's Jewish community objected to its definition of Jew as "a Hebrew, a miser, one who charges a high rate of interest." The dictionary was published last year.

The Indian Jewish federation wrote in a letter to Minerva, "The meaning assigned to the word 'Jew' in the Little English Dictionary published by you is not only false, but is malicious and grossly defamatory of Jews as a community and harmful to the reputation of Jews," according to the Press Trust of India. "The entry showed total insensitivity to the feelings of the Jewish community and a 'regressive attitude.'"

Minerva then apologized for the "hurt, harm to the reputation and bad feelings caused by our wholly inadvertent entry against the word Jew," the Press Trust reported.

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