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Title: Attention All 4um Jesuit Temporal Coajutors - Monday is Virgin Mary Day!
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Published: Sep 20, 2007
Author: Self
Post Date: 2007-09-20 22:38:11 by Minerva
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Remember that Monday is our annual "Sucker the Little Kids into Worshipping the Virgin Mary" day. As usual, we will fan out to school yards across the nation to tell the kids that Mary is the one who really calls the shots in heaven, Our chapter will meet at the clubhouse at 7:00 AM. You will be given a grade school assignment and a collection of lollipops and plastic Icons to pass out. The icons were ordered from a Chinese firm and are really nice. A hearing aid battery causes the halo to light up when a string is pulled. Remember to be clear about what you are doing. Last year, when one of our members was seen lurking about the school yard in a trench coat and passing out candy, a school administrator accused him of being a Republican Congressman. Wearing your "Jesus was a Hippy" or "One World Order" T-shirt would help avoid these sorts of false assumptions. And remember not to park in the Florist parking lot when you arrive on Monday. You may be towed. There is plenty of on street parking on the next street over, you simply have to walk half a block to use it. A pot luck will take place after the children have been indoctrinated.
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#1. To: Minerva (#0)
The Great Whore http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/False%20Religions/Roman%20Catholicism/the_great_whore.htm
"You can not save the Constitution by destroying it."
That can't be stressed enough! And maybe a warning about using the toilet BEFORE you start OR a warning not to play FOOTSIES or TAP DANCE. This is sooooooo thrilling a time of year. Yahhhhh.
I will be there with bells and holy water..Oh, snakes. Do we need any snakes?
Vita est Lavorum
No snakes. Those are for Southern Baptists. You could bring a severed body part of a saint however.
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
Have you passed this by CS and AKA Psycho? BTW, I can't make the pot luck so is it possible to provide some sort of snack to go?
No need to, the read and obsesse over every word posted over here.
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
I understand both are the progeny of the Great Whore and a wayward carnival barker.
Protest spurs end to objectionable dictionary Published: 09/20/2007 A publisher pulled its dictionary after an uproar over the definition of Jew as "miser." Minerva Publications said it would stop printing and circulating copies of the seventh edition of its Little English Dictionary after India's Jewish community objected to its definition of Jew as "a Hebrew, a miser, one who charges a high rate of interest." The dictionary was published last year. The Indian Jewish federation wrote in a letter to Minerva, "The meaning assigned to the word 'Jew' in the Little English Dictionary published by you is not only false, but is malicious and grossly defamatory of Jews as a community and harmful to the reputation of Jews," according to the Press Trust of India. "The entry showed total insensitivity to the feelings of the Jewish community and a 'regressive attitude.'" Minerva then apologized for the "hurt, harm to the reputation and bad feelings caused by our wholly inadvertent entry against the word Jew," the Press Trust reported.
"It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brush fires of freedom in the minds of men." -- Samuel Adams (1722-1803)‡
How about some Virgin Mary bobbleheads? Get 'em to keep a graven image in the family car. I don't care if the road gets hairy
#2. To: Minerva (#0)
Remember to be clear about what you are doing. Last year, when one of our members was seen lurking about the school yard in a trench coat and passing out candy, a school administrator accused him of being a Republican Congressman
#3. To: Minerva (#0)
#4. To: Jesuit Temporal Coadjutor (#3)
#5. To: Minerva (#4)
#6. To: Jethro Tull (#5)
Have you passed this by CS and AKA Psycho?
#7. To: Minerva (#6)
CS and AKA Psycho
#8. To: Minerva (#6)
Coajutors Service Bulliten...JTA
“Yes, but is this good for Jews?"
#9. To: Eoghan (#8)
#10. To: Minerva (#0)
plastic Icons to pass out
long as I got my Virgin Mary
sittin' on the dashboard of my car.
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