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Title: Grand Conspiracy Theories are Dumb
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URL Source: http://matthew.aqoul.com/2007/06/grand_conspiracy_theories_are.html
Published: Sep 21, 2007
Author: Matthew Hogan
Post Date: 2007-09-21 07:24:38 by YertleTurtle
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Views: 5525
Comments: 183
Acting alone, and for egotistical and political reasons, Lee Harvey Oswald shot President Kennedy, Texas Governor John Connally, and a Dallas police officer in November 1963. On September 11, 2001, disciples of Osama bin-Laden, a maverick Islamist theocrat, crashed themselves and hundreds of others into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon because they believed America to be their enemy, and Americans to be evil. Rumsfeld, the CIA, the Mossad, Unocal, and so forth, whatever their many sins, did not do it. Grand conspiracies are grand fantasies. A cabal of bankers do not run the world. The Council of Foreign Relations and the Trilateral Commission are simply debating societies/social clubs of otherwise very powerful people. The Illuminati did not, and do not, map out history. Things, especially large political things, actually are far more often what they seem to be. The Protocols of the Elders of Zion are fabrications about a world Jewish conspiracy concocted by Russian bigots in a mad time and place. The Masons are bored grownups playing kids' games. Of course, history-making conspiracies do happen. And can succeed. That's why I have entitled this "Grand Conspiracy Theories Are Dumb". Small conspiracies by alienated misfits are often quite successful at changing history. The assassination of Lincoln was a successful conspiracy of alienated outsiders. So too, incidentally, were the attacks of September 11, 2001. So was the assassination of an Austrian Archduke in Serbia in 1914 that started World War One. The pair of snipers who semi-paralyzed the capital of 21st Century America in 2002 were two homeless oddballs. But the idea of a ruling inner circle of humanity, which grandly orchestrates great events from behind the scenes, seems to excite more interest and attention. Even though such don't exist. What's the Attraction? So what then is the attraction of insider conspiracy theories ? I think it is not so much their fascination with great evil but rather their hopeful, if illusory, reassurance of widespread virtue and competence. Grand insider conspiracy theories give us hope when we feel powerless. Strangely enough, grand insider conspiracy theories reassuringly exaggerate the presence not of evil, but of goodness, humility, and efficiency in the human character. It may seem shocking at first but grand conspiracy theories actually require an enormous -- and frankly ludicrous -- amount of faith in selfless efficient human dedication to others and/or abstract causes. We need only consider the incredible amount of virtue imputed to people allegedly involved in grand conspiracies. Imagine, for example, if Jack Ruby really was induced by the mafia or some other nefarious cabal to eliminate Lee Harvey Oswald after Oswald was arrested,. (Rather than being motivated by his actual understandable but unbalanced rage over Kennedy's assassination.) Why would Ruby be willing to spend the rest of his life in prison, even face the death sentence, and not squeal or blab about his place in changing history? The mafia doesn't always command that level of silence from family members of the Don over a small heroin racket and a few years of jail time. If we look carefully we see that such alleged conspiratorial behavior presupposes one heck of a sense of integrity and dedication on the part of the participants in evil and deception. Not to mention also presupposing brilliantly effective and flawless coordination and timing among far-flung members of the conspiracy. But in reality people just aren't that clever, but it is comforting, even reassuring, to believe so. To accept grand conspiracy theories, one must honestly feel that there are large numbers of people willing to suffer, die, kill, as well as lose their wealth and reputation while keeping loyally silent, all in order to consciously protect the good name and position of some other power-mad or simply greedy individuals. And on top of that, in grand conspiracy theories, there are no uncontrolled unintended results of the actions of such people. What efficiency, what integrity one must believe humanity capable of! What loyalty! What crap! Street thugs typically cannot help bragging about some sadistic petty crime. To imagine great historical actors collaborating in self-sacrifice across generations and without direct credit or benefit to themselves, and without falling out in petty competition, is to give our species far more credit than it deserves. Indeed, if such conspiratorial forces actually can undertake and command such dedication and integrity, maybe the manipulators really do deserve to run the world! At least the stock market won't crash. Self-Righteous Indolence and Envy Enabled Conspiracy theories reassure us of the prevalence of virtue and comfort in the world in another paradoxical way: they appeal to our sense of self-righteousness and laziness. By making Evil the prerogative of small inner cabal of "them," the rest of us come across as relatively benign. Why look to ourselves to find and do the hard work of fixing the moral and intellectual failings that cause unnecessary ills? Why look to our own responsibility in the creation and perpetuation of wrong? We don't have to, we can just say that it's the [fill in the blank s.o.b.-parasite conspirators] doing it. No, not us, we are not helping it to happen. The s.o.b.'s are doing so in a manner beyond our control,beyond our poor power to add or detract. In serving this purpose, insider conspiracy theories also provide a cover for ignorant and bigoted envy and resentment. The villains of conspiracy theories are often simply people who are resented merely for being or appearing successful, admired, or wealthy. Bankers, businesspeople, "corporate America", Jews, Masons, etc. Human Motive Transparency Grand conspiracy theories also allow us to ignore the utter transparency of most human motives, good or ill. One actually doesn't need much of a crystal ball to discern personal ambitions, ideological aims, and manipulative tactics. There was nothing especially opaque about the motives and activities of such history-sweeping phenomena as Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union. Or those of a banker like J.P Morgan, or those of oil companies. Now, of course, powerful people, movements, and institutions really do carry out manipulative deceptive hidden acts with nefarious agendas, and can do so with some success. They most certainly engage in recurrent dishonesty. As indeed most of us do from time to time. But as the more powerful are better organized and possess a further reach, they can pull off real conspiratorial manipulations here and there from time to time. The ferreting out of these sins is the real hard labor of life and intellect. Such ferreting out is an ever-present challenge for the attuned citizen. But all that is no excuse for denying that things really are more often what they seem to be, and perhaps a lot less. Grand manipulations are usually found out fairly quickly. The Gulf of Tonkin Incident, the French-British-Israeli pre-collaboration in the 1956 Suez War, the French bombing of the Greenpeace ship in New Zealand, the American role in the overthrow and death of Congolese leader Patrice Lumumba etc. are but a few examples of the difficulty of secrecy in a world where things are usually obvious and people typically blab. Simple Rules to Remember Never attribute to evil what you can to stupidity and apathy. Never attribute to idealism and selfless determination what you can to ego, greed, and vanity. Never assume evil power-mad people are so dedicated and clever that they will keep secret their aims and role in affecting history. Nor are they likely to succeed at efforts like those without overt challenge, embarrassing exposure, and multiple public failures born of inefficiency, competition, transparency and ego. Perhaps the most important fact to remember is that it is CONSPIRACY THEORISTS who have carried out the worst evils. Hitlerism was based on the fantasy of a conspiratorial nature of Bolshevism , capitalism, and democracy behind which were the Jews. Conspiracy theorists plunged the world into its worst war and sent millions to crematoria. Conspiracy theories explain events in a way that reassures us that people are basically good -- so good in fact that even the authors of evil turn up amazingly selfless and dedicated. They paint a world where everything works efficiently. These provide us with comfort instead of truth, and open the door to far far greater evils in the real world than the conspiracy theories complain of.
Poster Comment: The psychology of the conspiracist is thus: "I am right and you are not only wrong, you are evil, so ultimately it is okay to murder you." In the Soviet Union, since Communism does not work, scapegoats had to be found. Of course, it was a "conspiracy" behind all of the failures. Hundreds of thousands of innocent people were convicted as "wreckers" and shot or imprisoned for 25 years. This is what the belief in impossible conspiracies ultimately leads to.
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#41. To: nobody (#39)
Seems to me like he's waking up to the fact that doom & gloomers are full of shit. All BS, all the time.
I'd rather slap you around. Are you afraid of Tommy, too? Not my problem.
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
You get off on abusing posters by using the zionist's 9/11/01 inside job as a foil? What a sick pathetic and disgusting pair of zionists you and Yertle make.
i will, tommy, unless they get me first. :P
And this grand pronouncement means what? Bush and you are the only gloomers I know, so scared of a few ragheads that you check under your bed at night. Shameful.
Let me know when that happens, ok?
Abusing posters? I'm doing them a favor by pointing out the fraudulent claims of paranoid doom & gloom conspiracy theorists who live for bad news and pessimism.
Can't you stay on topic, disgusting zionist clown? The stock bet story came out before the fed went into action and puts are not bearish anyway.
Sink has been missing for a few days. Rumors have it that he was at the Whitehouse for upgrade training. (and to be fitted with new kneepads).
Check my posts and you'll see that I don't take the threat of terrorism very seriously.
you bet
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
what's your ynet name?
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
It's not just one story it's EVERY IDIOTIC PREDICTION of disaster that's really the issue. None of the horrific predictions from the doom & gloom crowd ever happen. That is ultimately the big picture here.
You dont? Good heavens. If you are not afraid of a few ragheads, just what is that seems to motivate you to be such a lackey for the government?
I have no answer to your baseless crap.
Are you talking about the gloom and doomers who predicted that Iraq would be a quagmire and a disaster?
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
An industrious person would have an answer, you idiot.
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
I'm talking about the people constantly predicting economic destruction, a New World Order, "false flag" terrorism, an attack on Iran, forced microchipping, the North American Union and other such stupid, laughable garbage.
Baseless...crap??? Is that any way to participate in a civil discussion? By the way, would you read my number 6 post on this thread and give me your opinion as a Catholic? No bad language now.
That's right.
Open your eyes, nitwit, I already told you the article was written before the fed busted its ass in making moves to prop up the market.
Are you talking about the gloom and doomers who said Bush's tax cuts would eventually result in a credit crises?
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
Prop it up, huh? Sounds like you're in the doom & gloom crowd. You're eagerly anticipating a massive economic collapse aren't you? Well, you won't get it.
If the Iraqis throw some flowers at G.I.s, the assholes Feith and Wolfowitz get their mugs splashed across New York Times captioned "We Told You So", would that be good enough saving of face to disengage from Iraq?
" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs
Are you talking about the gloom and doom crowd that has been saying that we are poised for a housing market collapse?
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
I told you who I'm talking about.
Are you talking about the gloom and doom crowd that was saying we were due for a subprime mortgage meltdown?
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
I don't give a shit about Iraq.
That's right. You care to tell us how you feel about my number 6 post here???? I think most would enjoy your assessment as a Catholic.
OK, I understand. You need to cherry pick what the gloom and doom crowd says. A lot of it seems to be correct and you don't want to deal with that. Thank you for sharing this.
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
I'm in the "you're an idiot" crowd. You're in the "conveniently off-topic" crowd. Get it right, troll.
If I ever become Catholic I'll get back to ya.
You hate the Virgin Mary don't you.
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
You're in the "conveniently off-topic" crowd. Oh, come on. You expecting a massive economic crash, aren't you?
OK, lets pretend your are Jewish then, what do you think about my number 6, you seem to be wanting to ignore answering.
You're asking me for my market sentiment? LOL, what a pathetic clown you are. You zionists sure expect a lot for only contributing crap in everything you do.
Are you Jewish? I bet it's hard to get into a co-op being a Jewish Negro. Is that why you are so hostile?
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
Absolutely nothing and I'm not going to think about it either.
Okay, nevermind.
I bet thinking makes your brain overheat.
Bunch of internet bums ... grand jury --- opium den ! ~ byeltsin
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Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/LatestTommy's comments are way off the demented zionist topic.
#42. To: Mister Clean (#40)
#43. To: Mister Clean (#40)
#44. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#33)
please e-mail me at your leisure should the world end, and I not be awake for it.
#45. To: Mister Clean (#38)
But the doom & gloomers have none to offer.
#46. To: Dakmar (#42)
I'd rather slap you around.
#47. To: nobody (#43)
You get off on abusing posters by using the zionist's 9/11/01 inside job as a foil?
#48. To: Mister Clean (#41)
#49. To: Mister Clean, Dakmar (#46)
I'd rather slap you around.
#50. To: Cynicom (#45)
Bush and you are the only gloomers I know, so scared of a few ragheads that you check under your bed at night. Shameful.
#51. To: Mister Clean (#46)
#52. To: Mister Clean (#47)
I'm doing them a favor by pointing out the fraudulent claims of paranoid doom & gloom conspiracy theorists who live for bad news and pessimism.
#53. To: nobody (#48)
Can't you stay on topic, disgusting zionist clown? The stock bet story came out before the fed went into action and puts are not bearish anyway.
#54. To: Mister Clean (#50)
Check my posts and you'll see that I don't take the threat of terrorism very seriously.
#55. To: Cynicom (#54)
Good heavens. If you are not afraid of a few ragheads, just what is that seems to motivate you to be such a lackey for the government?
#56. To: Mister Clean (#53)
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None of the horrific predictions from the doom & gloom crowd ever happen. That is ultimately the big picture here.
#57. To: Mister Clean (#55)
I have no answer to your baseless crap.
#58. To: Minerva (#56)
Are you talking about the people who predicted that Iraq would be a quagmire and a disaster?
#59. To: Mister Clean (#55)
I have no answer to your baseless crap.
#60. To: Cynicom (#59)
Baseless...crap???
#61. To: Mister Clean (#58)
#62. To: Mister Clean (#53)
#63. To: Mister Clean (#58)
I'm talking about the people constantly predicting economic destruction, a New World Order,
#64. To: nobody (#62)
Open your eyes, nitwit, I already told you the article was written before the fed busted its ass in making moves to prop up the market.
#65. To: Minerva, Mister Clean (#56)
Are you talking about the people who predicted that Iraq would be a quagmire and a disaster?
#66. To: Mister Clean (#53)
None of the horrific predictions from the doom & gloom crowd ever happen. That is ultimately the big picture here.
#67. To: Minerva (#63)
Are you talking about the gloom and doomers who said Bush's tax cuts would eventually result in a credit crises?
#68. To: Mister Clean (#53)
None of the horrific predictions from the doom & gloom crowd ever happen. That is ultimately the big picture here.
#69. To: Dakmar (#65)
If the Iraqis throw some flowers at G.I.s, the assholes Feith and Wolfowitz get their mugs splashed across New York Times captioned "We Told You So", would that be good enough saving of face to disengage from Iraq?
#70. To: Mister Clean (#60)
Baseless...crap???
#71. To: Mister Clean (#67)
I told you who I'm talking about.
#72. To: Mister Clean (#64)
#73. To: Cynicom (#70)
I think most would enjoy your assessment as a Catholic.
#74. To: Mister Clean (#73)
#75. To: nobody (#72)
I'm in the "you're an idiot" crowd.
#76. To: Mister Clean (#73)
If I ever become Catholic I'll get back to ya.
#77. To: Mister Clean (#75)
#78. To: Mister Clean (#73)
#79. To: Cynicom (#76)
what do you think about my number 6
#80. To: nobody (#77)
You're asking me for my market sentiment? LOL, what a pathetic clown you are.
#81. To: Mister Clean (#79)
Absolutely nothing and I'm not going to think about it either.
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