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Title: Grand Conspiracy Theories are Dumb
Source: Aquol
URL Source: http://matthew.aqoul.com/2007/06/grand_conspiracy_theories_are.html
Published: Sep 21, 2007
Author: Matthew Hogan
Post Date: 2007-09-21 07:24:38 by YertleTurtle
Keywords: None
Views: 5470
Comments: 183

Acting alone, and for egotistical and political reasons, Lee Harvey Oswald shot President Kennedy, Texas Governor John Connally, and a Dallas police officer in November 1963. On September 11, 2001, disciples of Osama bin-Laden, a maverick Islamist theocrat, crashed themselves and hundreds of others into the World Trade Center and the Pentagon because they believed America to be their enemy, and Americans to be evil. Rumsfeld, the CIA, the Mossad, Unocal, and so forth, whatever their many sins, did not do it.

Grand conspiracies are grand fantasies. A cabal of bankers do not run the world. The Council of Foreign Relations and the Trilateral Commission are simply debating societies/social clubs of otherwise very powerful people. The Illuminati did not, and do not, map out history.

Things, especially large political things, actually are far more often what they seem to be.

The Protocols of the Elders of Zion are fabrications about a world Jewish conspiracy concocted by Russian bigots in a mad time and place. The Masons are bored grownups playing kids' games.

Of course, history-making conspiracies do happen. And can succeed. That's why I have entitled this "Grand Conspiracy Theories Are Dumb". Small conspiracies by alienated misfits are often quite successful at changing history. The assassination of Lincoln was a successful conspiracy of alienated outsiders. So too, incidentally, were the attacks of September 11, 2001. So was the assassination of an Austrian Archduke in Serbia in 1914 that started World War One.

The pair of snipers who semi-paralyzed the capital of 21st Century America in 2002 were two homeless oddballs.

But the idea of a ruling inner circle of humanity, which grandly orchestrates great events from behind the scenes, seems to excite more interest and attention. Even though such don't exist.

What's the Attraction?

So what then is the attraction of insider conspiracy theories ? I think it is not so much their fascination with great evil but rather their hopeful, if illusory, reassurance of widespread virtue and competence.

Grand insider conspiracy theories give us hope when we feel powerless. Strangely enough, grand insider conspiracy theories reassuringly exaggerate the presence not of evil, but of goodness, humility, and efficiency in the human character.

It may seem shocking at first but grand conspiracy theories actually require an enormous -- and frankly ludicrous -- amount of faith in selfless efficient human dedication to others and/or abstract causes.

We need only consider the incredible amount of virtue imputed to people allegedly involved in grand conspiracies. Imagine, for example, if Jack Ruby really was induced by the mafia or some other nefarious cabal to eliminate Lee Harvey Oswald after Oswald was arrested,. (Rather than being motivated by his actual understandable but unbalanced rage over Kennedy's assassination.)

Why would Ruby be willing to spend the rest of his life in prison, even face the death sentence, and not squeal or blab about his place in changing history? The mafia doesn't always command that level of silence from family members of the Don over a small heroin racket and a few years of jail time.

If we look carefully we see that such alleged conspiratorial behavior presupposes one heck of a sense of integrity and dedication on the part of the participants in evil and deception. Not to mention also presupposing brilliantly effective and flawless coordination and timing among far-flung members of the conspiracy. But in reality people just aren't that clever, but it is comforting, even reassuring, to believe so.

To accept grand conspiracy theories, one must honestly feel that there are large numbers of people willing to suffer, die, kill, as well as lose their wealth and reputation while keeping loyally silent, all in order to consciously protect the good name and position of some other power-mad or simply greedy individuals.

And on top of that, in grand conspiracy theories, there are no uncontrolled unintended results of the actions of such people.

What efficiency, what integrity one must believe humanity capable of!

What loyalty!

What crap!

Street thugs typically cannot help bragging about some sadistic petty crime. To imagine great historical actors collaborating in self-sacrifice across generations and without direct credit or benefit to themselves, and without falling out in petty competition, is to give our species far more credit than it deserves.

Indeed, if such conspiratorial forces actually can undertake and command such dedication and integrity, maybe the manipulators really do deserve to run the world! At least the stock market won't crash.

Self-Righteous Indolence and Envy Enabled

Conspiracy theories reassure us of the prevalence of virtue and comfort in the world in another paradoxical way: they appeal to our sense of self-righteousness and laziness. By making Evil the prerogative of small inner cabal of "them," the rest of us come across as relatively benign. Why look to ourselves to find and do the hard work of fixing the moral and intellectual failings that cause unnecessary ills?

Why look to our own responsibility in the creation and perpetuation of wrong? We don't have to, we can just say that it's the [fill in the blank s.o.b.-parasite conspirators] doing it. No, not us, we are not helping it to happen. The s.o.b.'s are doing so in a manner beyond our control,beyond our poor power to add or detract.

In serving this purpose, insider conspiracy theories also provide a cover for ignorant and bigoted envy and resentment. The villains of conspiracy theories are often simply people who are resented merely for being or appearing successful, admired, or wealthy. Bankers, businesspeople, "corporate America", Jews, Masons, etc.

Human Motive Transparency

Grand conspiracy theories also allow us to ignore the utter transparency of most human motives, good or ill. One actually doesn't need much of a crystal ball to discern personal ambitions, ideological aims, and manipulative tactics. There was nothing especially opaque about the motives and activities of such history-sweeping phenomena as Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union. Or those of a banker like J.P Morgan, or those of oil companies.

Now, of course, powerful people, movements, and institutions really do carry out manipulative deceptive hidden acts with nefarious agendas, and can do so with some success. They most certainly engage in recurrent dishonesty. As indeed most of us do from time to time. But as the more powerful are better organized and possess a further reach, they can pull off real conspiratorial manipulations here and there from time to time. The ferreting out of these sins is the real hard labor of life and intellect.

Such ferreting out is an ever-present challenge for the attuned citizen. But all that is no excuse for denying that things really are more often what they seem to be, and perhaps a lot less. Grand manipulations are usually found out fairly quickly. The Gulf of Tonkin Incident, the French-British-Israeli pre-collaboration in the 1956 Suez War, the French bombing of the Greenpeace ship in New Zealand, the American role in the overthrow and death of Congolese leader Patrice Lumumba etc. are but a few examples of the difficulty of secrecy in a world where things are usually obvious and people typically blab.

Simple Rules to Remember

Never attribute to evil what you can to stupidity and apathy. Never attribute to idealism and selfless determination what you can to ego, greed, and vanity. Never assume evil power-mad people are so dedicated and clever that they will keep secret their aims and role in affecting history.

Nor are they likely to succeed at efforts like those without overt challenge, embarrassing exposure, and multiple public failures born of inefficiency, competition, transparency and ego.

Perhaps the most important fact to remember is that it is CONSPIRACY THEORISTS who have carried out the worst evils. Hitlerism was based on the fantasy of a conspiratorial nature of Bolshevism , capitalism, and democracy behind which were the Jews.

Conspiracy theorists plunged the world into its worst war and sent millions to crematoria.

Conspiracy theories explain events in a way that reassures us that people are basically good -- so good in fact that even the authors of evil turn up amazingly selfless and dedicated. They paint a world where everything works efficiently.

These provide us with comfort instead of truth, and open the door to far far greater evils in the real world than the conspiracy theories complain of.


Poster Comment:

The psychology of the conspiracist is thus: "I am right and you are not only wrong, you are evil, so ultimately it is okay to murder you."

In the Soviet Union, since Communism does not work, scapegoats had to be found. Of course, it was a "conspiracy" behind all of the failures. Hundreds of thousands of innocent people were convicted as "wreckers" and shot or imprisoned for 25 years.

This is what the belief in impossible conspiracies ultimately leads to.

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#3. To: YertleTurtle (#0)

Well, I'm waiting to see if the economy crashes today, because it was posted that there was a huge investment in put options that would only be profitable if the economy tanks. It's now the 21st, Friday, and apparently it's not happening yet.

Keep me in the loop folks if the world goes to hell in a hand basket.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2007-09-21   9:24:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: All, *You Gotta Be Shitting Me* (#3)

HOLY SHIT...

Nothing happened today when that dude's stock options failed to turn a profit. Remember the guy, that sole investor who was banking on the American Economy taking a shit today, who risked millions, in order to turn billions in profit if the economy died today?

Well it didn't fucking happen now did it?

I'm a little fucking angry that NOBODY has raised this topic on any thread having to do with that little bit of fear mongering.

I love a good conspiracy, but I'm beginning to get tired of waiting for the world to end.

Today was supposed to be the meltdown everyone was screaming about, and it didn't happen at all.

Too bad. I was actually prepared for it. Oh well, maybe next time someone shouts the sky is falling, they might be right. Right???

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2007-09-21   21:05:39 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#24)

Today was supposed to be the meltdown everyone was screaming about, and it didn't happen at all.

BREAKING NEWS: The horrific predictions of doom & gloomers NEVER happen.

Mister Clean  posted on  2007-09-21   21:07:44 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Mister Clean (#26)

Ah, but when they do, they'll be the first to tell you I told you so.

Good grief. I don't give a fuck anymore about any of this shit.

Politicians come and go, and nothing fucking changes in this country. Nobody gives a fuck about anyone, and why? Because of shit like this.

At every turn, there's a horrible event about to happen, and when it doesn't, there's plenty of assurance that there will be.

I think I'm going to take a major sabbatical from this forum until one of two things happens. We actually have a catastrophe, or people start to figure out that maybe life isn't always suffering and hostility.

Later all, I'm off for a month, Christine, please e-mail me at your leisure should the world end, and I not be awake for it.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2007-09-21   21:22:43 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#95. To: TommyTheMadArtist, Mister Clean (#33)

At every turn, there's a horrible event about to happen, and when it doesn't, there's plenty of assurance that there will be.

I believe that most of that is government propaganda put out there for the purpose of ultimately controlling the masses. You know, create the problem then create the supposed solution (the Hegelian Dialectic).

The Hegelian dialectic is the framework for guiding our thoughts and actions into conflicts that lead us to a predetermined solution. If we do not understand how the Hegelian dialectic shapes our perceptions of the world, then we do not know how we are helping to implement the vision for the future.

Hegel's dialectic is the tool which manipulates us into a frenzied circular pattern of thought and action. Every time we fight for or defend against an ideology we are playing a necessary role in Marx and Engels' grand design to advance humanity into a dictatorship of the proletariat. The synthetic Hegelian solution to all these conflicts can't be introduced unless we all take a side that will advance the agenda. The Marxist's global agenda is moving along at breakneck speed. The only way to stop land grabs, privacy invasions, expanded domestic police powers, insane wars against inanimate objects (and transient verbs), covert actions, and outright assaults on individual liberty, is to step outside the dialectic. Only then can we be released from the limitations of controlled and guided thought.

When we understand what motivated Hegel, we can see his influence on all of our destinies. Then we become real players in the very real game that has been going on for at least 224 years. Hegelian conflicts steer every political arena on the planet, from the United Nations to the major American political parties, all the way down to local school boards and community councils. Dialogues and consensus-building are primary tools of the dialectic, and terror and intimidation are also acceptable formats for obtaining the goal.

christine  posted on  2007-09-22   11:54:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#96. To: christine (#95)

I believe that most of that is government propaganda put out there for the purpose of ultimately controlling the masses. You know, create the problem then create the supposed solution (the Hegelian Dialectic).

That doesn't really explain the conspiracy theories that are never proven nor the doom & gloom predictions that never come to pass.

Conspiracy theories and doom & gloom are for suckers. Period.

Mister Clean  posted on  2007-09-22   11:56:35 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#98. To: Mister Clean (#96)

Let me ask you something, do you believe the Warren Commission's Report on the Kennedy Assiassination?

christine  posted on  2007-09-22   12:06:12 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#99. To: christine (#98)

Let me ask you something, do you believe the Warren Commission's Report on the Kennedy Assiassination?

I never read it but I'm inclined to believe there is probably more to the story than whatever the report says.

BUT... just because there may be more to the story doesn't equal some dark conspiracy.

Mister Clean  posted on  2007-09-22 12:09:00 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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