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All is Vanity See other All is Vanity Articles Title: Kim Kardashian Nude in Playboy (Rate the body on this gal) Kim Kardashian Nude in Playboy (No Nude Photos Here) Posted on September 21, 2007 http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/2007/07/18/kim-kardashian-nude-in-playboy/2/ http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/2007/07/18/kim-kardashian-nude-in-playboy/1/ http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/2007/09/21/kim-kardashian-nude-in-playboy-2/5/ Kim Kardashian will pose for Playboy in a 12 page layout and will be on the December cover. Here’s more: A Playboy source tells Us that Kardashian’s shoot reveals more than originally planned. Though her body is mostly draped in sheets and jewelry, the source says that Kardashian "will show one boob, and her bare butt." Kardashian’s 12-page pictorial "will be one of the longest spreads Hef has done in a long time," says the source. In fact, the source says, Kardashian and Hef are choosing the final photos for the spread today. And of course, scenes from the Playboy shoot will show up in Kardashian’s upcoming E! reality show. Usually media whores work their way up from non-nude, to partially nude, fully nude, then once no one cares anymore, porn. Kim started with amateur porn and now all of the sudden she’s shy and conservative. Playboy is doing what Krispy Kreme does. They’re giving me something I don’t need, but love to have, and even though I might not like myself for buying it, I just have to have it. This issue will come out around Christmas, and now after seeing Santa’s fat butt, and relatives’ fat butts, I’ll be able to snuggle up to Kim’s gigantic butt as I drift off to sleep with thoughts of Kim riding eight tiny reindeer and sugar plums dancing in my head. http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/07/kim-kardashian-bikini-candids-17.jpg http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/07/kim-kardashian-fashion-show-candid-08.jpg Kim Kardashian To “Star” in Reality Show on E! Posted on August 8, 2007 at 10:37 am (PST) | No Comments Reality Train Wreck Alert: TMZ is reporting that Kim Lard-Azz-ian will pimp herself some more by doing a reality show on E!. The booty-full Kim Kardashian is set to star in a new reality TV show for E! that will replace "The Simple Life," reports Gatecrasher. The network was originally going to develop a show similar to "Life" starring rock celebuspawn Kim Stewart and Kelly Osborne, but canned it in favor of a family-oriented show about the Kardashian clan. The show would feature Kimmy’s entire crew, including mom Kris, step-daddy Bruce Jenner and mimbo step-bro Brody Jenner. As if we haven’t seen enough of Brody Jenner these days trying to get in the pants of every girl on "The Hills." And did they really just use the word "family-oriented" in the same sentence as Kim Kardashian? Really? Have we not all seen her sex tape with Ray-J? Next thing we know, Nickelodeon will be asking Paris Hilton to host a kids show entitled "Things That Go Bump In the Night." Kim Kardashian Nude in Playboy Posted on July 18, 2007 at 4:42 pm (PST) | 2 Comments Kim Kardashian is the smartest whore in hollywood. First she does a home porn movie with Ray J, get’s paid $5 million because the tape was released without her permission plus Vivid Entertainment agreed to stop distributing it. The movie was lame, and I fell asleep a couple of times so no loss. Now Kim has posed for Playboy magazine, with Hype Williams taking the pictures. No word yet on how much she got paid. Check back cause we’ll have the pictures as soon as they are out. That Kim is smart. She’s like the hooker that spikes your drink so you’ll fall asleep before the action starts, then steals all the money and credit cards out of your wallet as she leaves. Then there’s this little gem: The fallout from the release of the sex tape has touched home in ways that Kardashian couldn’t possibly imagine. According to Kim, having to explain the situation to her nine and eleven year-old stepsisters was one of the most difficult things that she’s ever done. “One day my sisters were watching TV and a picture of my face flashed across the screen with the words ‘Sex Tape?’ underneath. I was devastated. These girls look up to me and want to copy everything I do,” Contactmusic quoted Kardashian, as saying. “It was the hardest conversation I’ve ever had… Kylie admitted, ‘Some kids at school said you were a porn star.’ How do you respond to something like that?” she said. What Kim is really trying to say is that she’s not a whore or a porn star, she’s a performance artist. Aug 15 2007 Kim Kardashian doesn't have butt implants http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/08/kim-kardashian-ritual-club-candids-02.jpg http://thesuperficial.com/image.php?path=/2007/08/kim-kardashian-ritual-club-candids-06.jpg Kim Kardashian is denying rumors she got butt implants and blames her curves on being Armenian, though she also mentions that she isn't against plastic surgery. She tells King magazine: "Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant. I'm Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That's how I was born. I can't help it. I'm not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I'm proud of my body... [although] I'm not against [plastic surgery]." And here's some photos Kim did for Complex magazine. Although they don't quite capture just how massive her ass really is. I guess they couldn't afford a big enough lens. It actually looks like they airbrushed her ass down one or eighteen sizes. I guess printing it actual size would use up all the trees of the world. And yeah, maybe that doesn't make any sense, but maybe you don't make any sense. Ever thought about that?
Poster Comment: Does she have butt implants?
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#6. To: Kamala (#0)
Excuse my ignorance, but is she 'somebody'? Never heard of her...
I've never heard of her, either. I don't find her attractive, she looks like Cher, needs a nose job, that butt is just ridiculous.
I don't see anything unusual about her nose?
#14. To: Diana (#12)
Big Armenian Cher honker. More than anything, she looks stupid to me, blank look in her eyes, never had a thought her life,. The bigger the butt, the smaller the brains.
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