As most of you know, the clubhouse is sactified with a relic of Saint Johnson of Austrodonius. Although there is nothng wrong with Saint Johnson, the body part that makes up our relic is a little undignified in today's culture. If Saint Johnson of Austrodonius were a cow, our relic would be used to make hot dogs. In addition, after four centuries the relic is now all dried up and unrecognizeable for what it is. Recall that a guest at the Christmas party asked us why we kept beef jerky in an expensive display case. Given the good work the chapter has done over the past year, I think we deserve a new a more dignified relic with which to sactify our clubhouse. I heard that foot of Saint Catherine has recently been returned to the Vatican, and I thought of requesting it, but then I decided that this might be presumptuous. Before contacting the Vatican, I think we should decide what saint we would want the relic to be from and what specific part of the saint we would like for our relic. Are there any suggestions here?