Have you heard about this California scheme to split the giant states electoral votes by congressional districts? It basically works like this: The gerrymandered redneck districts that have given America such congressional stars as Duke Cunningham, John Doolittle, Jerry Lewis, Duncan Hunter and Dick Pombo will also vote for whatever weirdo finally wins the GOP nomination. And by some deliberately confusing system, the votes for president would be divvied up by congressional district and then the Republican (who never wins in California unless he is Ronald Reagan) gets an Ohio-sized slice of the electoral vote pie.
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1:54 PM ON THU SEP 27 2007
BY KEN LAYNE
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Not sure if youve already gotten this, but Showtime, in order to promote the show Dexter has set up a nightmarish fountain of blood near the escalator from the Union Station metro. Its rather unclear what the point is, since when I was there they had no sign and I had to go over and ask. They insisted that it wasnt full of blood, just red water to promote Showtimes signature color. When I asked again if it was blood, they responded, Im saying no, but Im nodding yes. Then they gave me some hand sanitizer. Creepy. [Thanks, Wonkette Operative!]