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Title: Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish--Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap (surprise!)
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URL Source: http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba1.html
Published: Oct 9, 2007
Author: n
Post Date: 2007-10-09 07:33:27 by gengis gandhi
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Views: 524
Comments: 21

Dead Reverend's Rubber Fetish Autopsy: Pastor found in wet suits after autoerotic mishap

OCTOBER 8--An Alabama minister who died in June of "accidental mechanical asphyxia" was found hog-tied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play and that the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church was alone in his home at the time he died (while apparently in the midst of some autoerotic undertaking). While the Montgomery Advertiser, which first obtained the autopsy records, reported on Aldridge's two wet suits, the family newspaper chose not to mention what police discovered inside the minister's rubber briefs. Aldridge served as the church's pastor for 16 years. Immediately following his death, church officials issued a press release asking community members to "please refrain from speculation" about what led to Aldridge's demise, adding that, "we will begin the healing process under the strong arm of our Savior, Jesus Christ." (5 pages)

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Poster Comment:

and its not like these guys have anything even remotely normal about their sexuality. its always some really depraved, deviant and repulsive stuff. and again, the fruits of organized fundamentalist christianity. heeee heee heeee. you never hear of buddhists or taoists, hindus, getting their freak on with a great dane and seventy pounds of miracle whip. get it? miracle whip? heee heee ho

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#1. To: gengis gandhi (#0)

news of the weird winner

Tough call between the Cambodian cow and the pounding preacher...

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Lod  posted on  2007-10-09   10:03:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: gengis gandhi (#0)

They found him in a manger, wrapped in two rubber suits ...

Paul Revere  posted on  2007-10-09   10:06:27 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: gengis gandhi (#0)

The autopsy report (an embedded link in the article)

www.thesmokinggun.com/arc...s/2007/1008072scuba2.html

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robin  posted on  2007-10-09   10:07:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: robin (#3)

"There is a dildo in the anus ...."

Yikes!

Talk about going out badly.

He's in a better place now, hopefully one with lots of rubber suits and dildos.

Paul Revere  posted on  2007-10-09   10:11:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Paul Revere (#4)

"...covered with a condom"

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robin  posted on  2007-10-09   10:15:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: robin (#5)

"...covered with a condom"

at least he was practicing safe sex

Paul Revere  posted on  2007-10-09   10:17:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Paul Revere (#6)

And that's what's really important.

Can you imagine what his sermons must have been like?

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robin  posted on  2007-10-09   10:18:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: lodwick (#1)

perhaps they 'know' each other.

yes, like the ole joke....montana, where men are men and the sheep are afraid.

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gengis gandhi  posted on  2007-10-09   10:24:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: robin (#3)

imagine that.

i suppose if our enemy wanted to assasinate political figures, poison butt dildos would be extremely effective.

that would put the ass in assasinate.

Gypsy woman said to me, one thing you must bear in your mind:
You are young and you are free, but damned if youre deceased in your own lifetime.

The Core, Eric Clapton

gengis gandhi  posted on  2007-10-09   10:26:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: robin (#3)

he had to have help to get tied up like that though.

Gypsy woman said to me, one thing you must bear in your mind:
You are young and you are free, but damned if youre deceased in your own lifetime.

The Core, Eric Clapton

gengis gandhi  posted on  2007-10-09   10:27:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: gengis gandhi (#9)

true, and ruin their legacy at the same time

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robin  posted on  2007-10-09   10:30:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: gengis gandhi (#0)

...the 51-year-old pastor of Montgomery's Thorington Road Baptist Church

At least he probably didn't drink any of that evil alcohol.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2007-10-09   10:56:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Fred Mertz (#12)

thats a good point. and he never gambled.

repression of natural desires leads to perversions i do think.

Gypsy woman said to me, one thing you must bear in your mind:
You are young and you are free, but damned if youre deceased in your own lifetime.

The Core, Eric Clapton

gengis gandhi  posted on  2007-10-09   11:07:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: robin (#7)

And that's what's really important.

Can you imagine what his sermons must have been like?

I'm guessing a lot of guilt and shame themes.

Paul Revere  posted on  2007-10-09   11:16:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: gengis gandhi (#0)

you never hear of buddhists or taoists, hindus, getting their freak on with a great dane and seventy pounds of miracle whip.

Well, we Wiccans do, but no one thinks anything of it.

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Indrid Cold  posted on  2007-10-09   13:34:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: gengis gandhi (#0) (Edited)

Guess what they found in his little rubber undies? Well, not IN them, per se.

Do not click if you're easily grossed out. This is part of his autopsy report.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/1008072scuba2.html

Oops, I see someone added that part. Also, he was a graduate of Liberty University and former assistant to Jerry Falwell.

I'm starting to think that every religious leader should report to a reeducation camp immediately. They all seem to be really, truly screwed up.

Honi soit qui mal y pense

Mekons4  posted on  2007-10-09   19:39:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Paul Revere (#2)

They found him in a manger, wrapped in two rubber suits ...

ROFL!

Zipporah  posted on  2007-10-09   19:40:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: Zipporah, Paul Revere (#17)

Shouldn't that read "swaddled"?

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Mekons4  posted on  2007-10-09   19:42:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: Zipporah (#17)

The autopsy report (an embedded link in the article)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/arc...s/2007/1008072scuba2.html

Zip you missed the worst part...

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robin  posted on  2007-10-09   19:44:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: Zipporah (#17)

It is perversely funny, but I do feel sorry for what must have been a very tortured man, and especially for his surviving family. The most vocal about disdain for the sexual are the ones fighting their own demons.

I can only imagine what the funeral must have been like. Those are usually sermons for that kind of religion.

Paul Revere  posted on  2007-10-09   23:30:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: Paul Revere (#20)

Then they should not be pastors, and they know it.

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robin  posted on  2007-10-09   23:32:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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