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Title: Todd Brendan Fahey's WIkipedia Entry To Be Deleted
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URL Source: http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php ... d_Brendan_Fahey&oldid=14587806
Published: Jun 3, 2005
Author: Todd Brendan Fahey
Post Date: 2005-06-03 01:11:23 by Rebel Without a Clue
Keywords: WIkipedia, Brendan, Faheys
Views: 133
Comments: 3
This article is being considered for deletion in accordance with Wikipedia's deletion policy. Please vote on and discuss the matter. See this article's entry on the Votes for Deletion page. You are welcome to edit this article, but please do not blank, merge, or move this article, nor remove this notice, while the discussion is in progress. For more information, read the Guide to Votes for Deletion. Todd Brendan Fahey began his political involvement in 1985, as a sophomore at Arizona State University, when he founded "Students for the John Birch Society at ASU." The event gained him no immediate national media attention--as only about two people showed up, one of them his "she-male" boyfriend. He went on to service the peculiar sexual peccadilloes of the late Lt. General Daniel O. Graham (former Defense Intelligence Agency chief and architect of Reagan's Strategic Defense Initiative). Throughout the years, Fahey has serviced U.S. Congressmen, American Governors and military Generals. A rare-breed of human being, Fahey is also unapologetically opposed to the "War On [some] Drugs." An avid experimenter of LSD, Fahey has written dozens of boring articles, which he reposts on obscure political message boards. Fahey is author of Wisdom's Maw (Far Gone Books, 1996), an unreadable self-published novel which "factionalizes" the CIA's MK-Ultra LSD/psychedelics experiments on U.S. military and domestic citizenry during the 1950s-early 1970s. Thousands of copies of Maw are said to be gathering dust in his own Maw's basement. She has so far not had the heart to throw them out or burn them. Fahey is best known for his habit of washing down stolen painkillers with cheap red wine and posting his nutty theories on various kooky websites. He seems to have a particularly vicious infatuation with Arizona Senator John McCain, a matter which should be looked at by the relevant authorities. He is currently a Professor of English and "strategic writer" in South Korea, which draws into question the ability of South Korean immigration officials to verify the qualifications of applicants. One of his finest pieces of strategic writing was a damning expose of Pentagon spokeswoman Torie Clarke, whom Fahey claimed was posting on an irrelevant Conservative forum called FreeRepublic. He continued to expouse the unlikely theory - until it was revealed Torie was in fact a man. This was not a new experience for him, as most of the Asian women he pays for sex usually turn out to be men. In addition to writing, Fahey finds time to pursue his hobby of cyber-stalking. One of his favorite targets is a mentally ill wheelchair-bound victim called Barbara Hartwell, whom he claims to have gone down on in a disgusting display of what has become known as "cripple carpet-munching". She is currently suing him for spreading lies about her on the Internet and murdering her beloved cat Hercules. When he’s not stalking handicapped women and torturing defenceless animals, Fahey enjoys travelling to Thailand, which is a known vacation spot for pedophiles. Fahey continues to deny any illegal activity. Internet messagesboards continue to speculate about Fahey's thirst for Korean ladyboys and the existence of a shocking photograph depicting Fahey in the midst of intercourse with an ape. Opinion is divided as to whether Fahey is the dominant or submissive partner in the act.
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#1. To: Rebel Without a Clue, Christine, Zipporah (#0)
To say that you're the spawn of the union between your mother and a Tijuana donkey is a complement. I'm sure they had to get the donkey drunk first. Go back to the creeps at clown posse.
ping to you
[Nuked]
Yez, Baaz!
#2. To: toddbrendanfahey (#1)
Yez, Baaz!
#3. To: Flintlock (#2)
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