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Title: The Great Mexican Chicken Rodeo
Source: fear, loathing
URL Source: http://.
Published: Oct 10, 2007
Author: Dakmar
Post Date: 2007-10-10 19:11:29 by Dakmar
Keywords: None
Views: 1684
Comments: 18

Upon arriving home today I noticed something strange in my front yard, turned out it was a chicken. Once I got out of the car I saw it was not just a chicken, but a chicken and a rooster. It didn't take long to figure out where they had come from.

I decided it would be much more mature if I tell them their chicken in my yard, eating bugs. They came and got them, after some chasing and insane poultry cackling. My cat ran and hid under my bed and threw up.

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#1. To: Dakmar (#0)

Nice.

Godfrey Smith: Mike, I wouldn't worry. Prosperity is just around the corner.
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.

Esso  posted on  2007-10-10   19:28:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Dakmar (#0)

My cat would have said, wow, not only lunch, but they DELIVER!!!

Honi soit qui mal y pense

Mekons4  posted on  2007-10-10   19:32:13 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Dakmar (#0)

My cat ran and hid under my bed and threw up.

That was a huge indiscretion on your part.

angle  posted on  2007-10-10   19:36:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: angle (#3)

That was a huge indiscretion on your part.

It's what happened, I had no control over it.

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-10-10   19:38:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Mekons4 (#2)

My cat would have said, wow, not only lunch, but they DELIVER!!!

Mine said "mrewwww, mou, prrr".

What do you think it means?

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-10-10   19:40:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: Dakmar (#4)

It's what happened, I had no control over it.

Telling everyone, you LOUT?

angle  posted on  2007-10-10   19:42:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: angle (#6)

What? Do you want to wrastle my cat before she throws up? Have at it.

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-10-10   19:44:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Dakmar (#7)

The chicken knows better.

angle  posted on  2007-10-10   19:47:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Dakmar (#5)

Mine said "mrewwww, mou, prrr".

What do you think it means?

I looked it up. It means, "get in that kitchen and rattle them pots and pans. Bitch."

Honi soit qui mal y pense

Mekons4  posted on  2007-10-10   19:55:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Mekons4 (#9)

Why would my cat say that, she has plenty of fresh food and water. I cleaned the litter box last Monday.

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-10-10   19:57:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Dakmar (#0)

Well, had it been me, I'm not sure what I would have done. Chickens are nifty and all, but only if they've been battered, fried, and prepared with a side order of fries and coleslaw.

Dying for old bastards, and their old money, isn't my idea of freedom.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2007-10-10   20:25:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Dakmar (#10)

sounds like your cat has normal American sensibilities. but the chicken is an illegal alien. We have them in my neighborhood too (cats & chickens).

1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

Red Jones  posted on  2007-10-10   20:43:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Red Jones (#12)

Illegal chickens? Shit, I could have stuffed them with ravioli and feta cheese.

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-10-10   20:50:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#11)

Well, had it been me, I'm not sure what I would have done.

You would have let the Mexicans know their chickens were loose.

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-10-10   20:51:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: Dakmar (#14)

Eh... I probably would have called the cops, and said something to the effect that if Michael Vick is in jail for dog fighting, what's the penalty for illegal Cock Fighting going on next door?

Dying for old bastards, and their old money, isn't my idea of freedom.

TommyTheMadArtist  posted on  2007-10-10   20:54:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#15)

There was no cock fighting, they were in the egg racquet.

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-10-10   20:55:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: Dakmar (#16)

egg racquet.

LOL!

Zipporah  posted on  2007-10-10   20:57:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: TommyTheMadArtist (#15) (Edited)

What's upsetting is the propensity Latinos have for pinning back/tearing off storm doors. It's a look that drives down property values quickly. I'd cry if I hadn't always dreamed of running a goat milk farm.

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-10-10   20:59:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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