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Title: A New Mission For The Wingnuts (JOHN COLE)
Source: John Cole's Balloon Juice
URL Source: http://www.balloon-juice.com/?p=8857
Published: Oct 12, 2007
Author: John Cole
Post Date: 2007-10-12 15:19:39 by aristeides
Keywords: None
Views: 90
Comments: 4

A New Mission For The Wingnuts

By: John Cole October 12, 2007 at 12:36 pm

Via the Great Orange Satan, this:

Ad Campaign Criticizes Pro-Life Members of Congress for Voting against Children’s Health Insurance

Washington, DC- Catholics United will launch a radio advertising campaign targeting ten members of Congress whose opposition to the State Children’s Health Insurance Program (SCHIP) have compromised their pro-life voting records.

The ads, which feature a mother urging her Congressional Representative to support SCHIP, will primarily air on Christian and talk radio stations from Monday Oct. 15 to Wednesday, Oct. 17 as Congress approaches a critical Oct. 18 vote to override President Bush’s veto of bipartisan SCHIP legislation.

“Building a true culture of life requires public policies that promote the welfare of the most vulnerable,” said Chris Korzen, executive director of Catholics United. “At the heart of the Christian faith is a deep and abiding concern for the need of others. Pro-life Christians who serve in Congress should honor this commitment by supporting health care for poor children.”

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The script for the radio commercial reads: “I’m the mother of three children, and I’m pro-life. I believe that protecting the lives our children must be our nation’s number one moral priority. That’s why I’m concerned that Congressman X says he’s pro-life but votes against health care for poor children. That’s not pro-life. That’s not pro-family. Tell Congressman X to vote for health care for children. Call him today at XXXX, that’s XXXXX.”

ATTN: Dan Riehl, Michelle Malkin, NRO, you have your marching orders. When the ad airs, it is your job to find out what you can about the woman reading the message. Some possible questions for you citizen journalists:

Is she really a woman?
What is her address and where can I find her house so I can drive by it?
Does she really have three kids?
Are they her kids?
Did she swap one in the hospital?
Is it possible she swapped one at the hospital?
Is she a good mother?
Is she really Catholic?
Does she go to church?
What was her last confession about?
Is she really pro-life?
Has she ever had an abortion?
Have her neighbors ever had an abortion?
Does she use birth control?
Has she ever done anything that could technically make her not Catholic? Not a good mother? Not pro-life?

And most important of all, what do her kitchen counters look like?

Have at it, you sick SOB’s.

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#1. To: aristeides (#0)

"It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brush fires of freedom in the minds of men." -- Samuel Adams (1722-1803)‡

ghostdogtxn  posted on  2007-10-12   15:23:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: aristeides (#0)

And most important of all, what do her kitchen counters look like?

This guy is good.

Fred Mertz  posted on  2007-10-12   15:32:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Fred Mertz (#2)

And most important of all, what do her kitchen counters look like?

This guy is good.

I needed the laugh.

Join the Ron Paul Revolution

Lod  posted on  2007-10-12   16:43:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: aristeides (#0)

I have evidence that she once sent two of the kids to bed without dessert for fighting at the dinner table. Does deliberate deprivation of sustenance sound pro-life to YOU? I thought not. Just another amoral liberal moonbat.

Honi soit qui mal y pense

Mekons4  posted on  2007-10-12   17:10:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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