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Resistance See other Resistance Articles Title: The $230 Million Bilderberg Writing Contest On 9-10-2001 Donald Rumsfeld admitted to a press conference that the Pentagon could not track $2.3 trillion in DOD spending. That is trillion and not billion. It is enough to give everyone in the U.S. $8,000 or you could, as we have done, give $230,000,000 each to 10,000 people. Here at the Bilderberg Society we have been challenged to explain 9-11 and the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan. We have decided to grant a one time gift of $230,000,000 and honorary Bilderberg Society membership to the one man or woman who will in writing explain all of the loose ends readers have found the Maintream Media. Frankly, our employees in the press have not been up to the task. America does suffer from excessive democracy - a condition which we will correct in the very near future - but in the meantime we really do need someone to come forward with beleivable and sincere explanations of the following: 1) How did World Trade Center Tower 7 collapse in 6.5 seconds? It was not hit by an airliner so we need to think of something. Our government gave NIST $20 million to explain it and they have refused to release their report. We need a credible explanation fast. You have probably seen the BBC video clip of them announcing the collpase of WTC 7 some 20 minutes before the event. This looks bad. Any mention of time warps, space aliens and Star Trek themes would not be considered beleivable. If you have not seen the collpase of Tower 7, please go here: www.WTC7.net 2) There have been too many eyewitness accounts of bombs going off before and after the planes hit the North and South Towers on 9-11. NIST actually tried to say that jet fuel leaked down an elevator shaft and exploded in the basement level. But the fly in the ointment is that the explosions in the basement were seen and heard by multiple reliable witnesses before the planes struck the Towers. Now you can understand our problems here at the Bilderberg Society. $20,000,000 bought scientific rubbish from NIST. That is why we have decided to offer you $230,000,000. 3) We also need a new explanation for the fires inside the Towers. Two firemen ran up the stairs to the 78th floor of the North Tower and said they only needed two hoses to put out the fires. Then there are all those videos of WTC 7 collapsing. You can see the windows have not melted. Glass melts and pops out of window at 800 to 900 degrees. The fires were aupposed to have reached 2,800 degrees to melt the steel. This poses 2 problems for you. How do you explain fires that melt steel girders but not windows? And how do we explain the fires cutting through 47 steel support girders on all 110 stories at the same time? When people think of a fire co-ordinating the disconnect of 47 steel girders on 110 floors within a 2 second time frame, they automatically begin to think of cutting agents, such as, thermite and thermate, bombs and controlled demolitions. Clearly, we need someone with a plausible scientific explanation for "intelligent fire." 4) We have had a lot of problems even in the our Mainstream Press with people wondering how Osama in a cave 10,000 miles away was able to get the Pentagon, NORAD and FAA to stand down while 4 planes were being hijacked. You can read about this in the press. Frankly, we need something better than what has been put forth to date. 5) We have had some problems explaining how the 19 hijackers got on board the planes and overpowred the pilots so quickly that the latter were not able to punch in hijack codes to alert the FAA. It seems we have no videos of the men boarding the planes. Nor did they purchase tickets or even get boarding passes. And on 9-12-2001 7 of the men were still alive. Most troubling is the Armed Forces Institute of Pathology Report that no Arab DNA was found on the plane that hit the Pentagon. Any explanation that says Islam is a superior religion and the hijackers were resurrected bodily by Allah will be disqualify the applicant and even prompt a visit from the FBI. 6) We have had additional problems explaining what happened at the Pentagon on 9-11. We have tried to re-create the path of the plane in a flight simulator and our best pilots cannot do it. The problem is that there is a 270 degree turn so the plane does not hit Donald Rumsfeld's office. Instead it does hit the Pentagon auditors killing 40 military officers who were attempting to trace the missing $2.3 trillion that Rumsfeld had mentioned at his press conference the day before. The problem is the final approach was made at over 400 mph just a few feet off the ground. It should have blown cars and trucks off the nearby highway and torn up the lawn. Neither happened. Please explain this. 7) There is one additional problem at the Pentagon. Robert Andrews, was the Acting Deputy Assistant Director of the DOD in charge of Special Operations on 9-11-2001. He is a former Green Beret and is a credible witness. He was just about to enter the Counter Terrorism Center on 9-11 when it was destroyed by a bomb that was centered in the auditing unit next door. The bomb went off 3 1/2 minutes before the plane hit the building. So we have to explain the lack of Arab DNA, the flight path, the bomb and the lack of airliner wreckage in front of the Pentagon. One humorist here at the Bliderberg Society said we should blame it on Mexican illegal alien janitors who have been stealing billions of dollars each week as they clean the Pentagon on the night shift. This is not beleivable. We have not been able to explain these events and neither has our controlled Press so that is why we are offering you $230,000,000. I should mention that bonus points will be given to anyone who can explain why we need to nuke Iran and Syria in retalliation for the upcoming Al Qaeda dirty bomb set to devastate Seattle real soon. The contest winner and the three runners up will be given the exact date that Osama does Seattle so you can avoid the area and make a few dollars shorting Microsoft stock. Don't worry about the FBI coming to your house and asking questions about your uncanny stock pick. Just show them your Bilderberg Society membership card. It works for us every time. Or you could just say that you think Windows Vista sucks. If you do not feel qualified scientifically to adequately explain 9-11, we will be offering a new $230,000,000 Bilderberg Society writing contest for 2008. We will want someone to explain the upcoming Global Depression and Hpyerinflation. This explanation cannot mention either the Federal Reserve or any major New York or London banks. In fact any allusion to us will earn you a one way ticket to Guantanamo! The 2008 essay must explain the crash of 2009 and why the only solution is the North American Union of the United States, Canada and Mexico. Please do not mention that said NAU will abrogate the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, meaningful elections and turn the people into serfs on our Global Plantation. As I said before, America suffers from excessive democracy so the 2008 essay should be of superior quality before its submission as we will not be editing the entries. Runners up for the 2007 and 2008 contest will receive advance warnings of all Al Qaeda planned events plus three million dollars in your offshore account. We have also decided to give you as an added incentive of the right to put the 10 people who most annoy you on the No Fly List. And for a modest donation to nexr year's Bilderberg Society meeting we will allow yo to name one person to be sent to a Secret Prison of your choice in either the Mideast or Eastern Europe. Please drop off your entries in person to any member of the Bilderberg Society. We have two Bilderbergers running for President, Hillary Clinton and John Edwards. If you are in Virginia, you can give your entry to former Governor Warner who is now running for Senator. Please do not ask any questions of them about 9-11 or the lack of auditing for government spending. And do not ask any questions our employees in the Mainstream Media would not dare to ask. The 2008 entry can be delivered to any member of our sister group the Council on Foreign Relations. Fred Thompson is a member so please feel free to give him your 2008 eassay on the NAU aa a cure for excessive democracy in America. Thanks and Bye for now.
Poster Comment: This is a satire. But you are free to ask questions on the candidates about 9-11 and the lack of auditing on government spending. As a refrence for the latter , please go here: http://www.solari.com/learn/articles_missingmoney.htm Please feel free to forward this. We are still a quasi-democracy. The FBI has only been to my house once, but they were friendly.
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