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Title: Mr. Discount Airline Pilot Guy
Source: Bud Light
URL Source: http://www.l1011.homestead.com/DiscountPilot.html
Published: Oct 15, 2007
Author: "Real Men of Genius"
Post Date: 2007-10-15 20:02:06 by honway
Keywords: None
Views: 92
Comments: 2

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#1. To: honway (#0)

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ANNCR: Bud Light presents…Real Men of Genius.


SINGER: Real Men of Genius.

ANNCR: Today we salute you… Mr Discount Airline Pilot Guy.

SINGER: Mr Discount Airline Pilot face="Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif">
ANNCR: Your minimal experience flying a plane will never land you at a reputable airline. Luckily, you don’t work for one.

SINGER: Look at me, I’m flying.

ANNCR: Sure, we’re concerned for our lives. Just not as concerned as saving nine bucks on a round trip to Fort Myers.

SINGER: Whoah!

ANNCR: The most direct route to Houston? Through Ft. Lauderdale. With layovers in Detroit, Vancouver and Kalamazoo.

SINGER: I can’t feel my legs.

ANNCR: So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh, Skipper of the Skies. You put the ‘fly’ in ‘fly by night operation’.

SINGER: Mr Discount Airline Pilot Guy.

ANNCR: Bud Light Beer. Anheuser Busch, St. Louis, Missouri.

Zipporah  posted on  2007-10-15   20:20:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Zipporah, aristeides (#1)

Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif

It was this sort of secret code mumbo-jumbo got aristeides banned from that other site.

" Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-10-15   20:24:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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