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Title: Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
Source:
Ananova
URL Source: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/s ... tml?menu=news.quirkies.sexlife
Published: Oct 19, 2007
Author: Ananova
Post Date: 2007-10-19 23:03:22 by Zipporah
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Comments: 16
A Serbian man needed emergency surgery after he had sex with a hedgehog on a witchdoctor's advice. Zoran Nikolovic, 35, from Belgrade, says the witchdoctor told him it would cure his premature ejaculation. But he ended up in an operating theatre after the hedgehog's needles left his penis severely lacerated. A hospital spokesman said: "The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter. We have managed to repair the damage to his penis."
Poster Comment: Well.. his premature ejaculation problem IS cured.. the witchdoctor was right~
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#1. To: Zipporah (#0)
Dost grant me, hedgehog?
....God grant me too Thou mayst be damned for that wicked deed!
They should have castrated him it the hedgehog didn't already.
Law Enforcement Against Prohibition Clearly the winner of the "Headline Of The Month".
"Satan / Cheney in "08"
Now my question is this.. if the hedgehog wasnt hurt ...seems the patient had more problems than just premature ejaculation :P
I don't know I've seen some pretty sexy hedge hogs but then that's me ;)
A "conservative" is a draft animal that claims we must wear our yokes more or less as they're placed on us. A "liberal" is a draft animal that claims we have a right to shift the yokes from time to time. "We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." --- William Casey, Director CIA (Quote from internal staff meeting notes 1981)
..they're prickly ;P
Man, what a clumsy idiot. I never have problems with having...er, this IS Hedgehogheaven.com, not...oh, shit. Nevermind.
Honi soit qui mal y pense
:P
I gotta stop keeping so many windows open.
Honi soit qui mal y pense
That's what excites me ;P
A "conservative" is a draft animal that claims we must wear our yokes more or less as they're placed on us. A "liberal" is a draft animal that claims we have a right to shift the yokes from time to time. "We'll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false." --- William Casey, Director CIA (Quote from internal staff meeting notes 1981)
LOL! Youre silly ..
Note to self: take hedge hog fucking off list of activities on next trip to Belgrade
you gotta tape em down real good, so you don't get hurt.... ....jest like a reglar woman... ;)
Gypsy woman said to me, one thing you must bear in your mind: The Core, Eric Clapton
whats the matter..ya chicken? :P
I am a prick. I have a prick. I don't need to be pricked in the prick. Sex with a hedge hog! Disgusting! Honestly what is wrong with some people? Now fucking a badger - that's some seriously good booty!
I've already said too much.
#2. To: MUDDOG (#1)
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#3. To: Zipporah (#0)
"There is no 'legitimate' Corporation by virtue of it's very legal definition and purpose."
-- IndieTx
#4. To: Zipporah (#0)
Man needed surgery after sex with hedgehog
#5. To: tom007 (#4)
"The animal was apparently unhurt and the patient came off much worse from the encounter.
#6. To: Zipporah (#2)
#7. To: intotheabyss (#6)
I don't know I've seen some pretty sexy hedge hogs but then that's me ;)
#8. To: Zipporah (#0)
#9. To: Mekons4 (#8)
#10. To: Zipporah (#9)
#11. To: Zipporah (#7)
..they're prickly ;P
#12. To: intotheabyss (#11)
That's what excites me ;P
#13. To: Zipporah (#0)
#14. To: Zipporah (#0)
You are young and you are free, but damned if youre deceased in your own lifetime.
#15. To: Paul Revere (#13)
Note to self: take hedge hog fucking off list of activities on next trip to Belgrade
#16. To: Zipporah (#15)
whats the matter..ya chicken? :P
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