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Title: A-Rod tells Yanks to screw off
Source: Fox
URL Source: http://ESPN.com
Published: Oct 28, 2007
Author: n/a
Post Date: 2007-10-28 23:14:21 by Mekons4
Keywords: None
Views: 651
Comments: 1

Alex Rodriquez just told the Yankees he will opt out of his contract.

This makes my heart glow. I like A-Rod. I hate the Yanqi Pigdogs. I bet, just to rub it in, he takes a salary cut to sign somewhere else. Chicago is my guess.

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#1. To: Mekons4 (#0) (Edited)

"This makes my heart glow. I like A-Rod. I hate the Yanqi Pigdogs. I bet, just to rub it in, he takes a salary cut to sign somewhere else. Chicago is my guess."

He'd do real well in Boston, that's where he should go. ;-)

Speading The Love (at sea mind you)
On a tour of Florida, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the coast for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off shore. A helpless man, wearing a New York Yankees jersey, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot shark.

As the Pope watched, horrified, a speedboat came racing up with three men wearing Boston Red Sox jerseys aboard. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side. The other two reached out and pulled the bleeding, semi-conscious Yankees fan from the water. Then using autographed David Ortiz baseball bats, the three Red Sox heroes beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted and summoned them to the beach. "I give you my blessing for your brave actions," he told them. "I heard that there was some bitter hatred between Yankee and Red Sox fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not the truth."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies "Who was that?" It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom." "Well," the harpooner said, "He may have access to God's wisdom but he doesn't know squat about shark fishing. How's the bait holding up?"

Ferret Mike  posted on  2007-10-29   3:13:33 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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