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Title: Al Qaeda Declares Internet Jihad(Keyboard Commandos claim Freepers are shutting down Jihad websites)
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Jawa Report
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Published: Oct 31, 2007
Author: some Keyboard Command
Post Date: 2007-10-31 18:20:29 by SmokinOPs
Keywords: Keyboard, warriors, chickenhawks
Views: 283
Comments: 14
Al Qaeda's online community is threatening all out cyber war against counter jihadis. Bring. It. On. Bitches. DEBKA: In a special Internet announcement in Arabic, picked up DEBKAfile’s counter-terror sources, Osama bin Laden’s followers announced Monday, Oct. 29, the launching of Electronic Jihad. On Sunday, Nov. 11, al Qaeda’s electronic experts will start attacking Western, Jewish, Israeli, Muslim apostate and Shiite Web sites. On Day One, they will test their skills against 15 targeted sites expand the operation from day to day thereafter until hundreds of thousands of Islamist hackers are in action against untold numbers of anti-Muslim sites.... Our sources say the instructions come in simple language and are organized in sections according to target. They offer would-be martyrs, who for one reason or another are unable to fight in the field, to fulfill their jihad obligations on the Net. These virtual martyrs are assured of the same thrill and sense of elation as a jihadi on the “battlefield.” In effect, say DEBKAfile’s counter-terror experts, al Qaeda is retaliating against Western intelligence agencies’ tactics, which detect new terrorist sites and zap them as soon as they appear. I got news for al Qaeda: There are no Western intelligence agencies systematically shutting your websites down. That's just not what the intelligence community does. That would be us shutting down your websites. Jawa community members. Internet Haganah readers. Freepers. A few others. Just a handful of people. With no particular set of skills. It's not so much that we are particularly good at what we do, it's just that you guys suck like there's no tomorrow. Let's face it online jihadis, you are pathetic weak pieces of shit. If you had any real balls you would go out and do actual jihad. Instead you sit in momma's basement editing films. You are cowards. You are pathetic. You are fools. You are nothing. If we wanted to, we would take down all your websites. We choose not to. Keep that in mind. A little bit of paranoia would do you well. We. Are. Watching. You......BITCHES! H/T: Skeptic
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#1. To: SmokinOPs (#0)
good lord
Pot calling the kettle black statement of the century. Apparently the chickenhawks were tiring of being called Keyboard Commandos in a derogatory fashion, so now they are claiming to truly be commandos using their keyboards.
What? You're skeptical of Al Qaeda having an electronics warfare division? You shouldn't be. They are in a secure sector of Tora Bora with supercomputers and T1 lines. They work just down the hall from Al Qaeda's nuclear physics department and one level up from their biological weapons division (in between is the cafeteria with a Panera Bread and a Starbucks).
LOL
Evidently this entire country needs shot in its collective ass with a tranquilizer dart. Used to be that when people went off the deep-end like this, they were put in psychiatric lockdown. "Oooooooooo, save me from the electronic al Queefers!" Sheesh.
it boogles the mind..
Laugh it up you Dhimmi terrahist sympathizer. It won't be so funny when Al Qaeda uses their computer skills to shut down the US military's communications leaving us helpless during the invasion. I'll bet that smile is wiped off your face when Osama takes you to headquarters as a slave and you have to work in that Starbucks. Your ass will be in the air bowing to Mecca 347 times a day while Zawahiri is screaming at you to hurry up with his Gingerbread Latte.
sorry.. maybe I need remediation.. Send me to FR :P
Are you laughing now????? Source: DEBKA Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
You better show that shit to Zip. She's the one who finds our cyber-patriot heroes fighting Al Qaida's sophisticated electronic warfare forces so damn humorous. As for myself, I get down on my knees every night and thank the heavens that GW Bush (bless his heart) and our saintly soldiers (bless them too)are keeping the terriers fighting over there instead of in the Piggly Wiggly parking lot. I also pray that I will again see another day, and that the Muslimaniac sleeper cells don't get entry to my home and saw off my head with a rusty spatula. Amen.
I too, pray every day that the sleeper cells keep sleeping.
Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'
Well ..call me a skeptic..
Those are just the brochures.
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I want to know how they got the concrete mixers to Tora Bora.. :P
al Qaeda’s electronic experts
#2. To: All (#0)
Let's face it online jihadis, you are pathetic weak pieces of shit. If you had any real balls you would go out and do actual jihad. Instead you sit in momma's basement editing films.
#3. To: Zipporah (#1)
good lord
#4. To: SmokinOPs (#3)
#5. To: Zipporah (#1)
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good lord
Mike Flaherty: Yeah, it's been there a long time. I wish I knew which corner.
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#7. To: Zipporah (#4)
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LOL
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#10. To: a vast rightwing conspirator, Zipporah (#9)
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#12. To: a vast rightwing conspirator, SmokinOPs (#9)
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