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Title: Chuck Norris Doesn't Endorse, He Tells America How It's Going to Be
Source: Wonkette
URL Source: [None]
Published: Nov 19, 2007
Author: Wonkette
Post Date: 2007-11-19 21:18:53 by Zipporah
Keywords: None
Views: 194
Comments: 12

Chuck Norris Doesn't Endorse, He Tells America How It's Going to Be

nor.jpgFirst his wife goes rambling on about grenade launchers over tea (hot girl pic!), now Huck himself has found a sense of humor. Starting today, Iowans will start getting bombarded with a 60-second TV ad featuring the actor’s endorsement of Huckabee as a “principled, authentic conservative.” Besides Huck’s supporting of second amendment rights and abolishing taxes, the ad wants you to know that Chuck Norris personally secure the border, he has fist hiding beneath his beard, and he can move the earth. After the jump, Huck and Chuck’s Excellent Adventure continues!


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#1. To: Zipporah (#0)

He should have just shut up about 15 years ago when he first went over the hill.

"The mighty are only mighty because we are on our knees. Let us rise!" --Camille Desmoulins

noone222  posted on  2007-11-19   21:20:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: noone222 (#1)

ROFL! This is true~!

Zipporah  posted on  2007-11-19   21:21:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Zipporah (#0)

If anyone is an ass-clown, it's Huckabee.

I think I'd rather than Hilliary than him.

Fortune favors the prepared mind. A zombie, however, prefers it raw.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2007-11-19   21:33:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: YertleTurtle (#3)

If anyone is an ass-clown, it's Huckabee.

I think I'd rather than Hilliary than him.

Im sure this is supposed to be amusing but it comes across as totally assinine.

Zipporah  posted on  2007-11-19   21:39:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Zipporah (#0)

Shit a big fat brick - this is awful.

Join the Ron Paul Revolution

Lod  posted on  2007-11-19   21:41:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: lodwick (#5)

Shit a big fat brick - this is awful.

.. to say the very least LOL!

Zipporah  posted on  2007-11-19   21:45:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Zipporah (#4)

Im sure this is supposed to be amusing but it comes across as totally assinine.

You'd better find out what Huckabee's really about. He's worse than Hillary. The media is covering for him.

Fortune favors the prepared mind. A zombie, however, prefers it raw.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2007-11-19   21:45:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: YertleTurtle (#7)

I posted an article about him the other day.. all that glitters isnt gold.. to coin a phrase

Zipporah  posted on  2007-11-19   21:46:18 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Zipporah (#4)

Im sure this is supposed to be amusing but it comes across as totally assinine.

So I guess this isn't the time to tell you that I think Hillary is a total hottie?

My hands are always dirty, but my conscience is always clean.

Esso  posted on  2007-11-19   21:51:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Esso (#9)

So I guess this isn't the time to tell you that I think Hillary is a total hottie?

..'cuse me? :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-11-19   21:57:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: Zipporah (#0)

Chuck Norris Doesn't Endorse, He Tells America How It's Going to Be

Ok...................

chuck norris appeals to two demographics..............

1. college boys, 19-26 2. closeted gay middle-aged men who secretly dream of chuck kicking some bad-guy's ass to save them, and then boinking them..............

seriously, he's just an actor who's best work is in infomercials.

Stop foreign welfare NOW!

WhiteGuy  posted on  2007-11-19   21:58:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: WhiteGuy (#11)

seriously, he's just an actor who's best work is in infomercials.

the total gym commerical!!

Zipporah  posted on  2007-11-19   22:00:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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