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dinner table URL Source:[None] Published:Nov 22, 2007 Author:refuses to be named Post Date:2007-11-22 17:10:02 by Peppa Keywords:None Views:2362 Comments:47
Two blondes.
One says to the other, Which do you think is farther away from us, Florida, or the moon.
The other says, Duhhhhhhhhh, You can SEE the moon can't you?
A blond was walking along next to a creek and wanted to cross but couldn't see how to get there. She spots another blond on the other side of the creek.
"Yoo-hoo" she yells to her getting her attention. "Excuse me, but how do I get to the other side?"
The other blond looks puzzled for a moment, looks down the creek and then up the other way and finally yells back "You're already on the other side".
My neices were setting the dinner table one day, they were probably age 5 and 7, and the little one asked, what side do you put the spoon on. The smartaleck answered, well you put it on the "up" side. Noooooooo, what siiiiiiiiiide do you put the spoon on the table. Smarty said, it doesn't matter, the table doesn't use the spoon, peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeple do. Stupid.