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dinner table URL Source:[None] Published:Nov 22, 2007 Author:refuses to be named Post Date:2007-11-22 17:10:02 by Peppa Keywords:None Views:1632 Comments:47
Two blondes.
One says to the other, Which do you think is farther away from us, Florida, or the moon.
The other says, Duhhhhhhhhh, You can SEE the moon can't you?
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.
After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."
Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"
"Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was: 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like...Helloooooo? It's only 25 cents!!!!"
A tour bus was traveling down the interstate shortly after dusk when the driver came on the intercom and announced they would be getting off at the next exit,15 miles up the road, for supper.
A few minutes passed and a little old lady walked up to the driver to complain about being sexually assulted by a little bald man near the back of the bus. The driver told her to please take your seat and I'll take care of him when we stop for supper. The lady returned to her seat.
Another minute passes and a second lady approaches the driver complaining she also was sexually assulted by a little bald man sitting near the back of the bus. The driver immediately pulled the bus over to the berm, put it in park, and set the hand brake. He immediately went to the back of the bus to confront the little bald man.
He said," What are you doing down there mister"? The little bald man said, "Its like this. You woke me up when you came on the intercom telling us to make ourselves presentable as we would be stopping for supper . Apparently I fell asleep and someone using the toilet at the back of the bus must have walked by and knocked my toupe off. I've been crawling around on my hands and knees in the dark looking for it, thought I found it twice but they were parted in the middle, I part my toupe on the left."