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Title: Joke -
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Published: Nov 22, 2007
Author: refuses to be named
Post Date: 2007-11-22 17:10:02 by Peppa
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Views: 1573
Comments: 47
Two blondes. One says to the other, Which do you think is farther away from us, Florida, or the moon. The other says, Duhhhhhhhhh, You can SEE the moon can't you?
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#2. To: Peppa (#0)
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind that you should know five things: 1- The bartender is a blonde girl. 2- The bouncer is a blonde girl. 3- I'm a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 4- The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter. 5- The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler. Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
#4. To: Amandil (#2)
FOFLOL!!!
ROFL! Uh-oh. LOL!!!!!!
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
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#9. To: Amandil (#2)
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah. Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.
#44. To: Amandil (#2)
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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