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Title: Thanksgiving Horror Stories
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Published: Nov 22, 2007
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Post Date: 2007-11-22 17:23:54 by Zipporah
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Comments: 15

I heard the following Thanksgiving horror storyon the radio and thought it were hilarious..

At a family gathering a woman said that her mother-in-law was recently divorced after 27 years and this was the first Thanksgiving after the divorce.

The mother-in-law decided to share a poem with her family and they began making fun of her poem.. and she got furious.. and angrily said:

'You dont know what I've been through all these years with your father. He kept wanting to f*** me up the a** and I have the hemorrhoids to prove it!!"

Uh I bet that ended their laughter.. well ..hmm probably not :P

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Any Thanksgiving horror stories to share??

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#13. To: Zipporah (#0)

First time I ever cooked a turkey was down in Phoenix. Future hubby and I had apartment and we invited the landlady over to share in all the goodies.

Did I say goodies? Well...........

Oh, I remembered well that a person is to remove the 'parts' from the turkeys butt before stuffing and baking it. I must not have ever seen my Momma remove anything from the neck cavity. As the day went along, we'd get a whiff of 'paper' cooking. And it got stronger and stronger and stronger. When I took the turkey out to remove the foil to start basting, WHEW!

Landlady was a jewel; we laughed and all went out to eat.

I've made sure both my girls know there are two cavities in the T-bird to check.

rowdee  posted on  2007-11-22   20:47:43 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#14. To: rowdee (#13)

OH I made that mistake many years ago.. only I didnt remove anything from EITHER cavity.. yuk! Only we didnt go out to eat.. I just served it .. only I didnt have any :P

Zipporah  posted on  2007-11-22 20:53:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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