[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help] 

Status: Not Logged In; Sign In

From Torah to trauma: A Satanic child abuse scandal blows up in Israel

MAGA Influencer Calls to Deploy Palantir on LA Streets

Egypt detains nearly 200 foreigners who flew in to join Gaza march

FLASHBACK - How Mayor Daley dealt with looters!

Scammers Use AI Bots to Impersonate Students, Stealing Millions in Financial Aid

Bilderberg 2025 begins. Global elites gather in Stockholm. AI, migration, and national security dominate

I Wish We All Could Leave California (Beach Boys Parody)

Exclusive: US slams UN conference on Israel-Palestinian issue, warns of consequences

Brilliant & Critical Insight!

Legal Immigrants Shift to GOP on Immigration, Shows 40-Point Swing from Democrats

American fuel tankers were spotted REFUELING ISRAELI JETS over Syria.

Does Western Civilization Have Enough Belief to Continue to Exist?

Trump CLEARLY KNEW of Israel's Plan To STRIKE IRAN

Trump Warns 'Even More Brutal' Attacks Coming Without Nuclear Deal

10 Supplements That Fight Inflammation

CNN Security Analyst Defends Agents Who Removed Senator Padilla From Kristi Noem Presser

Florida sheriff warns rioters: 'We will kill you graveyard dead'

DEMOCRATS' NIGHTMARE: Viral Video Shows Why They LOST The Election!

Israeli strikes on Iran. Five Waves. Might last 2 weeks?

Images Emerge Of Tehran Destruction After Major Israeli 'Preemptive Attack'

This Is What Happens Next After Israel Bombs Iran’s Nuclear Facilities…

Smartmatic accused of deleting evidence in 27 Billion Fox News Defamation Case Court Docs

White House Fears Iranian Response To An Attack Could Overwhelm Israel's Air Defenses

The Money and Power Behind the Riots: This is No Grass-Roots Movement

D.C. Judge Sides With Trump In Lawsuit Over Control Of Corrupt Foreign Aid Agency

Israel Iran Double Standard

Soros Funneled $8.3M into Leftist Group Trying to Turn Lone Star State Blue

California Democrats Under Fire for Buying Bricks During Protests

ICE Launches Campaign to Crack Down on Marriage Fraud Could Ilhan Omar Finally Face Justice?

Joe Rogan's podcast predicted violent LA riots two years ago leaving viewers stunned


All is Vanity
See other All is Vanity Articles

Title: Who wants to hear whole long stupid saga about how I shampood my carpets today?
Source: none
URL Source: http://nope
Published: Nov 22, 2007
Author: invisible
Post Date: 2007-11-22 17:37:42 by Dakmar
Keywords: None
Views: 609
Comments: 15

Post Comment   Private Reply   Ignore Thread  


TopPage UpFull ThreadPage DownBottom/Latest

#1. To: Dakmar (#0)

I thought about putting in the last three storm windows in my house today.

My hands are always dirty, but my conscience is always clean.

Esso  posted on  2007-11-22   17:42:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Dakmar (#0)

sounds absolutely fascinating. but if I listen, then will you come over to my house & shampoo mine tomorrow?

1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

Red Jones  posted on  2007-11-22   17:43:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Esso (#1)

I thought about putting in the last three storm windows in my house today.

Maybe you should have. Sounds like a good reason to be up all night worrying.

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-11-22   17:45:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Red Jones (#2)

sounds absolutely fascinating. but if I listen, then will you come over to my house & shampoo mine tomorrow?

Maybe in the old days, but my only interest now is spreading the seeds of love and harmony. And hoping they don't raise seed tax again.

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-11-22   17:48:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Dakmar (#0)

Who wants to hear whole long stupid saga about how I shampood my carpets today?

Ooh, ooh, ooh...I do, I do!

"I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price." Vir Cotto, Babylon 5

orangedog  posted on  2007-11-22   17:56:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: orangedog (#5)

Ok. You know they put dye in pet food, right?

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-11-22   17:58:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Dakmar (#6) (Edited)

You know they put dye in pet food, right?

I thought they used Mr. Klein's kids.

P.S. You can rest easy now. The storm windows are now in.

Slave driver.

My hands are always dirty, but my conscience is always clean.

Esso  posted on  2007-11-22   18:06:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Dakmar (#6)

Ok. You know they put dye in pet food, right?

Ah, man...! Now I suppose you're going to tell me that the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't real.

"I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price." Vir Cotto, Babylon 5

orangedog  posted on  2007-11-22   18:14:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Esso (#7)

For reasons that escape me at the moment, I decided to sweep cobwebs from furnace/water heater closet last night. Wasn't more than 10 seconds before ducting from WH decided to make suicide run. Wasted an hour last night trying to fish out colllar piece that fell into back corner, and another two this morning fitting all the crazy parts back into some semblance of order.

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-11-22   18:15:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Dakmar (#9)

So are you going to tell us what kind of shampoo & shampooer you used or what? Jeeze, the suspense is killing me.

My hands are always dirty, but my conscience is always clean.

Esso  posted on  2007-11-22   18:19:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: orangedog (#8)

Now I suppose you're going to tell me that the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't real.

May be real, but I suspect it's dyed more spaghetti colored to attract followers.

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-11-22   18:19:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Dakmar (#9)

the joy of home ownership bump

Join the Ron Paul Revolution

Lod  posted on  2007-11-22   18:21:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Esso (#10)

So are you going to tell us what kind of shampoo & shampooer you used or what?

No, that would be wrong.

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-11-22   18:21:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Dakmar (#6)

Ok. You know they put dye in pet food, right?

i get the picture. kitty urp stains on your carpet. :P

christine  posted on  2007-11-22   18:36:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: christine (#14)

When the forest burns
Along the road
Like God's eyes
In my headlights
When the dogs are looking
For their bones
And it's raining icepicks
On your steel shore

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-11-22   18:40:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


TopPage UpFull ThreadPage DownBottom/Latest


[Home]  [Headlines]  [Latest Articles]  [Latest Comments]  [Post]  [Sign-in]  [Mail]  [Setup]  [Help]