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Title: Who wants to hear whole long stupid saga about how I shampood my carpets today?
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Published: Nov 22, 2007
Author: invisible
Post Date: 2007-11-22 17:37:42 by Dakmar
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Views: 599
Comments: 15

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#1. To: Dakmar (#0)

I thought about putting in the last three storm windows in my house today.

My hands are always dirty, but my conscience is always clean.

Esso  posted on  2007-11-22   17:42:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Dakmar (#0)

sounds absolutely fascinating. but if I listen, then will you come over to my house & shampoo mine tomorrow?

1 Timothy 6:10 For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.

Red Jones  posted on  2007-11-22   17:43:46 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: Esso (#1)

I thought about putting in the last three storm windows in my house today.

Maybe you should have. Sounds like a good reason to be up all night worrying.

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-11-22   17:45:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Red Jones (#2)

sounds absolutely fascinating. but if I listen, then will you come over to my house & shampoo mine tomorrow?

Maybe in the old days, but my only interest now is spreading the seeds of love and harmony. And hoping they don't raise seed tax again.

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-11-22   17:48:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Dakmar (#0)

Who wants to hear whole long stupid saga about how I shampood my carpets today?

Ooh, ooh, ooh...I do, I do!

"I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price." Vir Cotto, Babylon 5

orangedog  posted on  2007-11-22   17:56:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: orangedog (#5)

Ok. You know they put dye in pet food, right?

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-11-22   17:58:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: Dakmar (#6) (Edited)

You know they put dye in pet food, right?

I thought they used Mr. Klein's kids.

P.S. You can rest easy now. The storm windows are now in.

Slave driver.

My hands are always dirty, but my conscience is always clean.

Esso  posted on  2007-11-22   18:06:01 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: Dakmar (#6)

Ok. You know they put dye in pet food, right?

Ah, man...! Now I suppose you're going to tell me that the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't real.

"I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price." Vir Cotto, Babylon 5

orangedog  posted on  2007-11-22   18:14:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: Esso (#7)

For reasons that escape me at the moment, I decided to sweep cobwebs from furnace/water heater closet last night. Wasn't more than 10 seconds before ducting from WH decided to make suicide run. Wasted an hour last night trying to fish out colllar piece that fell into back corner, and another two this morning fitting all the crazy parts back into some semblance of order.

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-11-22   18:15:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: Dakmar (#9)

So are you going to tell us what kind of shampoo & shampooer you used or what? Jeeze, the suspense is killing me.

My hands are always dirty, but my conscience is always clean.

Esso  posted on  2007-11-22   18:19:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: orangedog (#8)

Now I suppose you're going to tell me that the Flying Spaghetti Monster isn't real.

May be real, but I suspect it's dyed more spaghetti colored to attract followers.

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-11-22   18:19:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Dakmar (#9)

the joy of home ownership bump

Join the Ron Paul Revolution

Lod  posted on  2007-11-22   18:21:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: Esso (#10)

So are you going to tell us what kind of shampoo & shampooer you used or what?

No, that would be wrong.

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-11-22   18:21:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: Dakmar (#6)

Ok. You know they put dye in pet food, right?

i get the picture. kitty urp stains on your carpet. :P

christine  posted on  2007-11-22   18:36:09 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: christine (#14)

When the forest burns
Along the road
Like God's eyes
In my headlights
When the dogs are looking
For their bones
And it's raining icepicks
On your steel shore

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-11-22   18:40:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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