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Title: 4um betting pool: How many people will be killed in altercations over flat panel TeeVees tomorrow?
Source: 4um
URL Source: http://www.TeeVee
Published: Nov 22, 2007
Author: Jimmy the Not-So-Greek
Post Date: 2007-11-22 19:19:50 by Esso
Keywords: I WANT!, I WANT!, I WANT!
Views: 441
Comments: 33

Looking over the sale ads while visiting Mom today, it looks like the thing to nut-up over this year is flat screen TeeVees.

As psychotic as everybody has gotten lately, I'm guessing people are going to be killing each other trying to get "their fair share" tomorrow.

Only deaths over TeeVees count. 12:00AM - 11:59PM Friday.

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I say three people get clipped.

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#10. To: Esso (#0)

I buy a new one every year. I got tired of the cheap shit like the low-lifes buy.

There is none available in any store that meets my standards so ordered a new one and it's special made. (grin)

It was only $71,799.99 and is gold inlaid. It has a very special 159" panel designed just for me.

Did I tell you people this yet? I bought Cincinatti last week.

Weekend Badeye  posted on  2007-11-22   20:41:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

It was only $71,799.99 and is gold inlaid. It has a very special 159" panel designed just for me.

Did I tell you people this yet? I bought Cincinatti last week.

I bought China last month, and am having a TeeVee built for my wife that is so big, the FAA has to restrict the airspace over my house, which is bigger than the pentagon and built out of solid platinum, by the way.

It must suck to be a pauper like you. You should've tried working for a living rather than tippy-tapping on the internut all day, every day.

Esso  posted on  2007-11-22   20:57:18 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I bought China last month

I'm jealous that you bought China.

I wanted all the slave laborers under my control. I also wanted to order the Chinese army to shoot anyone who dares to start a union. I can't have those people making anymore than 11 cents or working less than 80 hours a week. My stock portfolio depends on it.

I also want to tear down their dorms and put them in pup tents. Those dorms are too expensive to maintain. One toilet and one light bulb per dorm cost too much in water and electric bills.

I wanted to buy control but you beat me to it.

Weekend Badeye  posted on  2007-11-23   7:04:53 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I'm jealous that you bought China.

I wanted to buy control but you beat me to it.

While you were busy jerking off to the little boy's channel on your puny 159" TeeVee last night, I closed the deal and now own the entire universe.

The disposal units are en route to your location now.

Esso  posted on  2007-11-23   7:56:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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