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Title: Redneck explanation......
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Published: Nov 27, 2007
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Post Date: 2007-11-27 09:13:23 by richard9151
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Three railroad workers, a Chinese man, an Italian, and a redneck, are all sitting down to lunch.

The Chinese man says, "If I get another egg roll in my lunch, I'll kill myself."

The Italian guy says, "If I get another slice of pizza, I'll kill myself."

The redneck says, "Iffin I get another ham hock, I'll kill myself."

The next day, all three men get the same lunches, so they throw themselves in front of an oncoming train. At the funeral the Chinese man's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed an egg roll that day."

The Italian guy's wife says, "If only I hadn't packed a slice of pizza that day."

"Don't look at me," says the redneck's wife. "He done packed his own vittles."

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#1. To: richard9151 (#0)

Can you translate?

Antiparty - find out why, think about 'how'

a vast rightwing conspirator  posted on  2007-11-27   9:27:02 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: a vast rightwing conspirator (#1)

Can you translate?

Since I probably qualify as a redneck.... probably.... maybe.

That is a posiblemente probablamente ...... or, a possible probable ...

The redneck was going to jump in front of the train with the others if his food contained 'whatever'.... but as his wife testified, the redneck fixed his own food.... and it contained what he said would drive him to jump in front of the train. You fill in any blanks, please.

When a man who is honestly mistaken hears the truth, he will either quit being mistaken or cease to be honest.

richard9151  posted on  2007-11-27   18:16:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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