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Title: Seafood Escapes from German Supermarket
Source: spiegel
URL Source: [None]
Published: Dec 10, 2007
Author: staff
Post Date: 2007-12-10 19:55:58 by DeaconBenjamin
Keywords: None
Views: 104
Comments: 2

Lobsters in Germany took fate into their own claws and broke out of an Asian supermarket. They now face a brighter future in an animal home.

Dozens of lobsters destined to be boiled alive made a successful getaway from an Asian supermarket in the German city of Stuttgart in the early hours of Sunday morning, police said.

The clawed crustaceans, some of them up to 15 centimeters long, managed to crawl out of their crates, which had been poorly secured with wire mesh, then scurried across the floor of the supermarket and squeezed through the metal shutters covering the front of the store. The front door had been left open by mistake.

"The breakout was successful," Katrin Brandeis, spokeswoman for the Stuttgart police, told SPIEGEL ONLINE. "Passers by alerted the police at 1:45 a.m. reporting a large number of the animals heading down the street."

The escape may have saved their lives. "These animals weren't ever going to be pets," Brandeis said. "Now they've been taken to an animal home. The supermarket hasn't got in touch with us."

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#1. To: DeaconBenjamin (#0)

Lobsters? Damn, I was hoping for shouts of schtop das octenpussen accompanied by blaring oompah band.

"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs

Dakmar  posted on  2007-12-10   20:00:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: DeaconBenjamin (#0)

"Passers by alerted the police at 1:45 a.m. reporting a large number of the animals heading down the street."

Must have been vegans. Me, I would have taken them home and given them shelter in a really large kettle I happen to have. And given them some fresh water. And, since it's winter, I would have warmed them up. To about 190 degrees or so.

Honi soit qui mal y pense

Mekons4  posted on  2007-12-10   20:01:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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