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Title: How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take In A Fight?
Source: [None]
URL Source: http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
Published: Dec 14, 2007
Author: Unknown
Post Date: 2007-12-14 04:20:51 by WTF?
Keywords: None
Views: 255
Comments: 4

This short survey will tell you approximately how many five year old children you could fight at once. Results are based on physical prowess, training, swarm-combatting experience, and the flexibility of your moral compass. Here are the ground rules:

* You are in an enclosed area roughly the size of a basketball court
* There are no weapons or foreign objects
* Everyone is wearing a cup (so no kicks to the groin)
* The children are merciless and will show no fear
* If a child is knocked unconscious, he is "out." The same goes for you.

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#1. To: WTF? (#0)

Is this anything like when I was in jr. high and we'd argue if the Hulk or Superman would win in a fight?

Fortune favors the prepared mind. A zombie, however, prefers it raw.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2007-12-14   6:25:51 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: WTF? (#0)

I get to the end and get bad gateway error message.

I could wup a hundred of them. I fight dirty.

Change for Ron Paul

Critter  posted on  2007-12-14   9:47:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: WTF? (#0)

You have too much time on your hands.

randge  posted on  2007-12-14   10:05:35 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: YertleTurtle (#1)

"It does not take a majority to prevail, but rather an irate, tireless minority, keen on setting brush fires of freedom in the minds of men." -- Samuel Adams (1722-1803)‡

ghostdogtxn  posted on  2007-12-14   10:21:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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