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Title: Really Creative FRetard Has Ad for Freddy
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FRetard City
URL Source: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1939238/posts
Published: Dec 14, 2007
Author: Jim Gordon, moron
Post Date: 2007-12-14 23:41:34 by Mekons4
Keywords: None
Views: 606
Comments: 36
Dude actually copyrighted this drivel. This is the brainpower going on over there. EEG flatline creativity. My Script for a Fred Thompson Youtube Commercial (Vanity) Jim Gordon | 12/13/2007 | Jim Gordon Posted on 12/13/2007 7:42:57 PM PST by Bizhvywt Fred Thompson You Tube Commercial Scene: A take off of the old “New York City” Salsa commercial. 4 cowboys sitting around a camp/campfire discussing politics with southern/western accents, reading a newspaper. Cowboy #1 Reading newspaper: “Says here the election’s coming up”. Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah”. Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s in the lead”. Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah”. Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani can beat Hillary”. Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah”. Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s a conservative. Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah. Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s for abortion??? Cowboy #2: What??? Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s for gay special rights??” Cowboy #2: “What???” Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani is against gun owners?”. Cowboy #2: What??? Cowboy #1: “Saysss heeere, Rudy Giuliani’s from New York City! Cowboys#1-#4: In unison spitting out their drinks and food, “NEW YORK CITY!!!!!!!” Cowboy #2: “GOOD LORD!!! Who else is running”? Cowboy #1: “Well, says here that Fred Thompson is running”. Cowboy #2: “Fred Thompson. Hmm. I remember him from the Senate. He’s a good ole boy! Where’s he stand on the issues this year”. Cowboy #1: “Well, says here, his stand on the issues this year, is the same as every other year. Reduce Taxes, Conservative Judges, Pro-Gun Rights, Pro-Family, Free Trade, Tough on Terrorism, and most importantly, Securing the Border! In fact, he’s got a whole platform laid out. And, he can win!” Cowboy #2: “Alright then. Fred Thompson for President! That was easy!” Copyright 2007 Jim Gordon
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#1. To: Mekons4 (#0)
I really, really love George W. Bush, and I hope he lives to be 150 years old. Thanks to him, I'll never have to live under another Republican president as long as I live. He's fantastic. All any Democrat will have to say to be elected in the next ten general elections will be "Do you want things to be like they were under George W. Bush?" - and they'll win in a landslide. Thank you George W. Bush for making the Republican Party less popular than herpes, less appealing than uncontrollable projectile vomiting and less electable than a Manson Family ticket.
Thank you George W. Bush for making the Republican Party less popular than herpes, less appealing than uncontrollable projectile vomiting and less electable than a Manson Family ticket. And Bill Clinton is a recommendation for the Democratic Party? Mass murder in Kosovo? Another phoney war no different than Iraq - a resource war. The real reason for Kosovo was that Milosevic was cutting the Bankers out of the deal on the Trepka Mining Complex - estimated recoverable mineral wealth estimated at 3 to 5 TRILLION dollars. Dyncorp running prostitution? Waco? Paging Vince Foster! Paging Ron Brown! Forget the two party dialectic it is a sham. It's like Professional Wrestling - except millions of people are not murdered by the wrestlers. In the end both of the 1 1/2 party system's pseudo parties are run by the same people and only a sucker thinks otherwise.
There IS one major difference between the Democrats and the Republicans. Democratic politicians prefer to have their illicit extra-marital sex with grown women....
Is this what you were thinking of?
#17. To: wudidiz (#14)
Yes Barbara the Hut's "other son".
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I really, really love George W. Bush, and I hope he lives to be 150 years old. Thanks to him, I'll never have to live under another Republican president as long as I live. He's fantastic. All any Democrat will have to say to be elected in the next ten general elections will be "Do you want things to be like they were under George W. Bush?" - and they'll win in a landslide.
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