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Title: Really Creative FRetard Has Ad for Freddy
Source: FRetard City
URL Source: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1939238/posts
Published: Dec 14, 2007
Author: Jim Gordon, moron
Post Date: 2007-12-14 23:41:34 by Mekons4
Keywords: None
Views: 849
Comments: 36

Dude actually copyrighted this drivel. This is the brainpower going on over there. EEG flatline creativity.

My Script for a Fred Thompson Youtube Commercial (Vanity) Jim Gordon | 12/13/2007 | Jim Gordon

Posted on 12/13/2007 7:42:57 PM PST by Bizhvywt

Fred Thompson You Tube Commercial

Scene: A take off of the old “New York City” Salsa commercial. 4 cowboys sitting around a camp/campfire discussing politics with southern/western accents, reading a newspaper.

Cowboy #1 Reading newspaper: “Says here the election’s coming up”.

Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah”.

Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s in the lead”.

Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah”.

Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani can beat Hillary”.

Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah”.

Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s a conservative.

Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah.

Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s for abortion???

Cowboy #2: What???

Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s for gay special rights??”

Cowboy #2: “What???”

Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani is against gun owners?”.

Cowboy #2: What???

Cowboy #1: “Saysss heeere, Rudy Giuliani’s from New York City!

Cowboys#1-#4: In unison spitting out their drinks and food, “NEW YORK CITY!!!!!!!”

Cowboy #2: “GOOD LORD!!! Who else is running”?

Cowboy #1: “Well, says here that Fred Thompson is running”.

Cowboy #2: “Fred Thompson. Hmm. I remember him from the Senate. He’s a good ole boy! Where’s he stand on the issues this year”.

Cowboy #1: “Well, says here, his stand on the issues this year, is the same as every other year. Reduce Taxes, Conservative Judges, Pro-Gun Rights, Pro-Family, Free Trade, Tough on Terrorism, and most importantly, Securing the Border! In fact, he’s got a whole platform laid out. And, he can win!”

Cowboy #2: “Alright then. Fred Thompson for President! That was easy!”

Copyright 2007 Jim Gordon

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#1. To: Mekons4 (#0)

I really, really love George W. Bush, and I hope he lives to be 150 years old. Thanks to him, I'll never have to live under another Republican president as long as I live. He's fantastic. All any Democrat will have to say to be elected in the next ten general elections will be "Do you want things to be like they were under George W. Bush?" - and they'll win in a landslide.

Thank you George W. Bush for making the Republican Party less popular than herpes, less appealing than uncontrollable projectile vomiting and less electable than a Manson Family ticket.

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2007-12-14   23:57:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I hope not. I hate the Repukes, and Smirky has turned their entire platform into a joke, but a one-party state is not good. Emotionally, though, I hope every Repuke loses his or her election next year and they have to start thinking about a party based on bribery, racism, religious lunacy and hate is not really a long-term winning proposition.

Mekons4  posted on  2007-12-15   0:05:50 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#30. To: Mekons4 (#2)

start thinking about a party based on bribery, racism, religious lunacy and hate

There already is a party based on all of that. They're called Democrats and that has been their platform for over a hundred years.

mirage  posted on  2007-12-15 02:24:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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