Dude actually copyrighted this drivel. This is the brainpower going on over there. EEG flatline creativity. My Script for a Fred Thompson Youtube Commercial (Vanity) Jim Gordon | 12/13/2007 | Jim Gordon
Posted on 12/13/2007 7:42:57 PM PST by Bizhvywt
Fred Thompson You Tube Commercial
Scene: A take off of the old “New York City” Salsa commercial. 4 cowboys sitting around a camp/campfire discussing politics with southern/western accents, reading a newspaper.
Cowboy #1 Reading newspaper: “Says here the election’s coming up”.
Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah”.
Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s in the lead”.
Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah”.
Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani can beat Hillary”.
Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah”.
Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s a conservative.
Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah.
Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s for abortion???
Cowboy #2: What???
Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s for gay special rights??”
Cowboy #2: “What???”
Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani is against gun owners?”.
Cowboy #2: What???
Cowboy #1: “Saysss heeere, Rudy Giuliani’s from New York City!
Cowboys#1-#4: In unison spitting out their drinks and food, “NEW YORK CITY!!!!!!!”
Cowboy #2: “GOOD LORD!!! Who else is running”?
Cowboy #1: “Well, says here that Fred Thompson is running”.
Cowboy #2: “Fred Thompson. Hmm. I remember him from the Senate. He’s a good ole boy! Where’s he stand on the issues this year”.
Cowboy #1: “Well, says here, his stand on the issues this year, is the same as every other year. Reduce Taxes, Conservative Judges, Pro-Gun Rights, Pro-Family, Free Trade, Tough on Terrorism, and most importantly, Securing the Border! In fact, he’s got a whole platform laid out. And, he can win!”
Cowboy #2: “Alright then. Fred Thompson for President! That was easy!”
Copyright 2007 Jim Gordon