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Title: Really Creative FRetard Has Ad for Freddy
Source: FRetard City
URL Source: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1939238/posts
Published: Dec 14, 2007
Author: Jim Gordon, moron
Post Date: 2007-12-14 23:41:34 by Mekons4
Keywords: None
Views: 607
Comments: 36

Dude actually copyrighted this drivel. This is the brainpower going on over there. EEG flatline creativity.

My Script for a Fred Thompson Youtube Commercial (Vanity) Jim Gordon | 12/13/2007 | Jim Gordon

Posted on 12/13/2007 7:42:57 PM PST by Bizhvywt

Fred Thompson You Tube Commercial

Scene: A take off of the old “New York City” Salsa commercial. 4 cowboys sitting around a camp/campfire discussing politics with southern/western accents, reading a newspaper.

Cowboy #1 Reading newspaper: “Says here the election’s coming up”.

Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah”.

Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s in the lead”.

Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah”.

Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani can beat Hillary”.

Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah”.

Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s a conservative.

Cowboy #2: “Oh, yeah.

Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s for abortion???

Cowboy #2: What???

Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani’s for gay special rights??”

Cowboy #2: “What???”

Cowboy #1: “Says here Rudy Giuliani is against gun owners?”.

Cowboy #2: What???

Cowboy #1: “Saysss heeere, Rudy Giuliani’s from New York City!

Cowboys#1-#4: In unison spitting out their drinks and food, “NEW YORK CITY!!!!!!!”

Cowboy #2: “GOOD LORD!!! Who else is running”?

Cowboy #1: “Well, says here that Fred Thompson is running”.

Cowboy #2: “Fred Thompson. Hmm. I remember him from the Senate. He’s a good ole boy! Where’s he stand on the issues this year”.

Cowboy #1: “Well, says here, his stand on the issues this year, is the same as every other year. Reduce Taxes, Conservative Judges, Pro-Gun Rights, Pro-Family, Free Trade, Tough on Terrorism, and most importantly, Securing the Border! In fact, he’s got a whole platform laid out. And, he can win!”

Cowboy #2: “Alright then. Fred Thompson for President! That was easy!”

Copyright 2007 Jim Gordon

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#1. To: Mekons4 (#0)

I really, really love George W. Bush, and I hope he lives to be 150 years old. Thanks to him, I'll never have to live under another Republican president as long as I live. He's fantastic. All any Democrat will have to say to be elected in the next ten general elections will be "Do you want things to be like they were under George W. Bush?" - and they'll win in a landslide.

Thank you George W. Bush for making the Republican Party less popular than herpes, less appealing than uncontrollable projectile vomiting and less electable than a Manson Family ticket.

Elliott Jackalope  posted on  2007-12-14   23:57:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

I really, really love George W. Bush, and I hope he lives to be 150 years old. Thanks to him, I'll never have to live under another Republican president as long as I live. He's fantastic. All any Democrat will have to say to be elected in the next ten general elections will be "Do you want things to be like they were under George W. Bush?" - and they'll win in a landslide.

Thank you George W. Bush for making the Republican Party less popular than herpes, less appealing than uncontrollable projectile vomiting and less electable than a Manson Family ticket.

And Bill Clinton is a recommendation for the Democratic Party?

Mass murder in Kosovo? Another phoney war no different than Iraq - a resource war. The real reason for Kosovo was that Milosevic was cutting the Bankers out of the deal on the Trepka Mining Complex - estimated recoverable mineral wealth estimated at 3 to 5 TRILLION dollars.

Dyncorp running prostitution?

Waco?

Paging Vince Foster!

Paging Ron Brown!

Forget the two party dialectic it is a sham. It's like Professional Wrestling - except millions of people are not murdered by the wrestlers.

In the end both of the 1 1/2 party system's pseudo parties are run by the same people and only a sucker thinks otherwise.

Original_Intent  posted on  2007-12-15   0:26:24 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

>>Forget the two party dialectic it is a sham. It's like Professional Wrestling - except millions of people are not murdered by the wrestlers.

Now that's what I call a proper distinction. Of course the system is a sham just like "professional" wresting is a sham.

I like your thinking.

firing line  posted on  2007-12-15   0:36:45 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Thanks, I lost my Rose Colored Glasses a while back and the world has never been the same.

Original_Intent  posted on  2007-12-15   0:39:06 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

>>Thanks, I lost my Rose Colored Glasses a while back and the world has never been the same.

My day of reckoning came with Waco. IIRC that was about 1993.

firing line  posted on  2007-12-15   0:48:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

For me it was sometime during Bush I or early in the Clinton debacle. It just hit me one day, commuting to work and staring out the window, that there was a common thread running through a lot of the criminal actions of the government. That would have been somewhere around 92 or 93. I had previously been cynical but did not attribute it to an organized activity.

One thing I ran into which made sense was a quote I saw that attributed to Thomas Jefferson: (this is from memory and is not exactly verbatim) "When a pattern of events evinces a common design one is right to infer a conspiracy." It might be "reasonable to infer a conspiracy" - it's been a couple years. Jefferson was speaking of the Aaron Burr conspiracy a documented historical incident, but it has broader application.

Original_Intent  posted on  2007-12-15   0:57:57 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

At least we awoke. Many today remain in slumber as if at a pajama party.

firing line  posted on  2007-12-15   1:04:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

At least we awoke. Many today remain in slumber as if at a pajama party.

Yes. The starting point for fixing a problem is to correctly define the problem and determine the correct "why".

Of course it would seem we have someone on this thread still wearing blinders.

Original_Intent  posted on  2007-12-15   1:34:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Good responses on this thread. I, like yourself, about 15 years ago, became an independent, and saw the hoax of the two party fraud. While most here are indepenents, there are a few dems./reps. that slip in and out here. They are easily seen once they are engaged in a few exchanges.

Kamala  posted on  2007-12-15   9:34:39 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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