Title: Video of Yertle Turtle's Personal Vehicle Source:
[None] URL Source:[None] Published:Dec 15, 2007 Author:??? Post Date:2007-12-15 21:26:04 by tom007 Keywords:None Views:204 Comments:14
When my niece was little, she asked me to buy her a pony. I told her I couldn't afford one, but I could afford a dead horse. She could charge neighborhood kids a quarter to sit on it while she pulled it in circles in the backyard.
She looked thoughful for a few seconds, then said, "Okay."
Fortune favors the prepared mind. A zombie, however, prefers it raw.