Many believe in either intelligent design or evolution...but I am opting for unintelligent design, where god is a retarded kid who likes setting army men on fire and leaving his toys out in the rain.
i got a fuckin head of cauliflower in my fridge that aint that big.
Many believe in either intelligent design or evolution...but I am opting for unintelligent design, where god is a retarded kid who likes setting army men on fire and leaving his toys out in the rain.
Many believe in either intelligent design or evolution...but I am opting for unintelligent design, where god is a retarded kid who likes setting army men on fire and leaving his toys out in the rain.
You know, the more I think about that theory, the more I think you're ON to something there!
Unintelligent Design - a idea who's time has come. God as a "D" student who just barely passed his exam, and this universe was his thesis. Too bad He spent most of His time getting smashed on mead, chasing the other Goddesses around the campus, and generally screwing off until the last week before finals. Then He crammed the whole thing in the last week, with a hangover and a miserable, resentful attitude, squinting through bloodshot eyes and fighting a pounding headache, swilling pepto and gobbling handfuls of pain pills to get through the last few hours before submitting His rushed and flawed work, prying open the flimsy top of the cheap cardboard box He was carrying His work in and shouting "FIAT LUX" into it while running to the hall where He was to defend His thesis.
Man... this explains SO much. And if we're good, REALLY REALLY good, then when we die we get to go to the universe done by the nerdy A student that nobody liked but who did really good work. And if we're BAD, then we go to the universe created by the guy who cribbed his notes from the deity who created THIS mess...
Gold and silver are REAL money, paper is but a promise.
And if we're good, REALLY REALLY good, then when we die we get to go to the universe done by the nerdy A student that nobody liked but who did really good work. And if we're BAD, then we go to the universe created by the guy who cribbed his notes from the deity who created THIS mess...
the gnostics refer to this being as the demiurge. and you are correct in your half jest. tis true.
"In the Gnostic version of creation of the world the Spirit of God is referred to as the Wisdom of God or Sophia who is also a feminine creative force. It seems she wished to give birth to a creature like herself. She did so without the permission of her partner. She was able to do this by the power within her. The fruit of her desire was something imperfect and different from her in appearance. She was ashamed of it, threw it outside of the heavenly realm and hid it in a cloud so none of the Immortals would see it. According to the Gnostics this horrible child became the one they called the Demiurge. Unbeknown to him his mother gave him some of her power which contained the Spirit. The Demiurge thought the power which his mother gave him was his own, and with it he started creating the physical world. In doing this the Gnostics believed the Demiurge entrapped the Spirit in matter. They viewed the Demiurge as being the Christian God, the creator, basing their belief on the statement, "I am God, and there is no one besides me."
this was the jehovah being, that thought it was God. It was not.
It was as the gnostics say, and the evidence is its nature. Immature, jealous, desiring blood sacrifice (death), genital mutilation, espoused racist superiority philosophy, etc.
the jews today still follow this being, though it died long ago, and now is represented by various low level, negative imposters. this is why in the bible the Christ was so adamant about condemning the jews as not knowing God, apparently.
and there you have it.
Many believe in either intelligent design or evolution...but I am opting for unintelligent design, where god is a retarded kid who likes setting army men on fire and leaving his toys out in the rain.