What made the second and third assholes think they could do better than the first asshole? Seriously folks, if you are falling to your hands and knees trying to get to your car, better to go back in the house and make a cup of coffee and wait for the thaw, unless you got tire chains.
I was on I84 in Waterbury, CT one winter, and I had to get of at the exit for RT8. It had be drizzling and the highway and exit ramp are elevated. I began to apply my brakes and all 4 wheels locked up. Apparently I was on a sheet of ice. I managed to retain control and and basically skidded right by the ramp, and good thing because what I saw on the ramp was hysterical.
It was a clover leaf arrangement, and starting at the very bottom, there must have been 50 cars, all sideways, stacked up against each other, coming 3/4 of the way up the ramp. lol
Last year I slid across four lanes of traffic and into the ditch, fortunately no damage to anything...funny, I didn't see my life pass before my eyes...just my checkbook.
I almost bought the farm last night on an icy road in 4wd. Luckily, I didn't panic, kept it under control, and avoided going into a stream by about 2 feet. hehehe