You should see the body damage on my 2000 Chevy Cavalier.
It started with a teenage boy in an SUV, who rear-ended me. Then a middle-aged man in an SUV rear-ended me. Then a woman on the highway -- in an SUV -- rear-ended me. Later that day another woman, in some old beater, rear-ended me.
Then some Bosnian or Serbian or whatever they are, ran a red light, hit some guy, and spun him around so he put a dent the size of a bowling ball in my front fender.
Then a woman in a little car made a right turn into my rear axle, bending it so bad I had to get it replaced.
Then I made the mistake of parking on the street and somebody sideswiped my car, caving in the front and back driver's-side doors.
I also have a vague memory of some guy backing up at a stoplight and hitting me. I'm not too sure it was the Cavalier, but I think it might have been.