Gawd, the first animal I've seen with a face that just crys out "put a bullet in my head"!
I wonder when we get to the point that folks breed or engineer people to whims as such? By that time, the average westerner will probably need a couple of epsilons to roll and wash them to keep the bedsores in check from watching the 5000 channels...
It is not without travails to exist solely within the 520-565nm band of the visible spectrum...