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Title: Humor, Jokes, anyone? anyone?
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URL Source: http://EarlSource
Published: Dec 24, 2007
Author: all
Post Date: 2007-12-24 15:37:10 by Peppa
Keywords: Humor, Christmas, Music
Views: 2623
Comments: 79

I expect you all to try this cookie recipe and let me know how the cookies turned out. Merry Christmas.

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal

- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.

- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

- At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.

- Turn off the mixer thingy.

- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

- Mix on the turner.

- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.

- Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.

- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.

- Check the Crown Royal.

- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

- Add one table.

- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.

- Greash the oven.

- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

- Don't forget to beat off the turner.

- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas

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Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree." ~ Charlotte Carpenter.

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#1. To: Peppa (#0)

Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree." ~ Charlotte Carpenter.

It's not in my heart, and I don't have a tree. Pfffft...bah, humbug!

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-12-24   15:46:50 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

What did christianity ever do better than enslaving everyone to the politics of zionism. That's what I want to know.

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   15:51:05 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Catholics, Greek and Russian Orthodox, Lutherans and Presbyterians do not worship Zionism. The Presbyterians boycott certain products due to Israeli treatment of Palestinians.

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   15:57:30 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

Catholics, Greek and Russian Orthodox, Lutherans and Presbyterians do not worship Zionism. The Presbyterians boycott certain products due to Israeli treatment of Palestinians.

"worship Zionism"?

I think you're shifting the comedy target here. I did not edit anything out of my post.

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   16:07:33 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

#16. To: nobody (#13)

enslaving everyone to the politics of zionism

I guess that is more accurate, but so many evangelicals have managed to make it part of their worship service, and I was thinking of them.

robin  posted on  2007-12-24 16:09:55 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  

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