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Title: Humor, Jokes, anyone? anyone?
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Published: Dec 24, 2007
Author: all
Post Date: 2007-12-24 15:37:10 by Peppa
Keywords: Humor, Christmas, Music
Views: 2329
Comments: 79
I expect you all to try this cookie recipe and let me know how the cookies turned out. Merry Christmas. Christmas Cookie Recipe 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal - Sample the Crown Royal to check quality. - Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink. - Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. - Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again. - At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case. - Turn off the mixer thingy. - Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit. - Pick the frigging fruit off floor... - Mix on the turner. - If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver. - Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity. - Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet. - Check the Crown Royal. - Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. - Add one table. - Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find. - Greash the oven. - Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. - Don't forget to beat off the turner. - Finally, throw the bowl through the window. - Finish the bottle of Crown Royal. - Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher. Cherry Mistmas
Poster Comment: Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree." ~ Charlotte Carpenter.
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#10. To: nobody (#8)
Not all Christian leadership. At least not at the same time.
Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today! Apparently the humor thread has a wicked fork in the road.
I noticed that but it's an interesting path.
Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today! "worship Zionism"? I think you're shifting the comedy target here. I did not edit anything out of my post.
try the recipe - that'll make it all better!
That's a concession. Thanks. Merry Christmas.
I guess that is more accurate, but so many evangelicals have managed to make it part of their worship service, and I was thinking of them.
Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today! It hasn't changed though. At one time it was just catholics with their leadership, and what did they do except screw everyone, then luther, then the church of england, they all did incredibly stupid things regarding jews and others, apparently for the purpose of having them backfire.
Luther wrote vehemently against the Jews. He was a full-blooded antisemite! However, so was the general population in EU and UK at the time.
Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today! I would, but the stores are closed, and the liquor is gone. I'm going to search the utility shed for some sterno in a bit.
What makes Christmas so great is Santa Claus doesn't really fly around the world with a sled full of toys. The Axis of Evil would shoot him down if he did.
That and a quarter at starbucks will get you....
Hehehehe!!!
Someone says "fork" on a thread and I immediately assume I now can only be read by agents of chaos.
He certainly warned people. That's worth at least a quarter.
Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today! Celtic Woman-Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas
I hear they have "reformed" the jews since then. In any event, hey, let's all pray the genetic jew-detector project shows some promise.
You mean the bad guys from the TV show 'The Man From U N C L E'?
Exactly.
Damn, I missed that. I forgot all about them!
Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today! I saw nothing.
Check for your instructions. There will be a man in the mailbox at the Main St. Post Office. Knock on the side of the box, one time. Open the flapper once, turn around 3 times, and humm 'Play that Funky Music White Boy'. Okaaaaaaaay. Go!
Hillary rides this pig into a bar, the bartender stops her and says, "Is Bill housebroke".
Burn all reindeer tapes immediately.
LOLOL! That's BAD Cyni!
Hey, you said humor...
That was THRUSH...
Too late. Copies made. You'll find a notice in the paper about the "Antler Chronicles". Run Run Rudolph.
If you were Hillary and had a pig, what would name it? Clarence?
www.truveo.com/The-Iowa-Scuba-Affair/id/3758138918 50 minutes The Iowa Scuba Affair Solo is in Iowa when he is attacked by a soldier from a nearby secret airbase. The soldier is killed, and when Solo examines the man's motorcycle, he finds that it contains a scuba suit. He goes to... Solo is in Iowa when he is attacked by a soldier from a nearby secret airbase. The soldier is killed, and when Solo examines the man's motorcycle, he finds that it contains a scuba suit. He goes to the airbase to investigate, but he and a pretty young girl he befriends are nearly killed several times. Still being pursued by unknown murderers, Solo finds out that political extremists are planning to steal a nuclear-armed aircraft from the base to use it as extortion against a Latin American country. Cast: David McCallum, Leo G. Carroll All the girls at my school had a crush on David McCallum. We thought Solo really old and well, old. ;p (Does this count as yet another fork in the road?)
Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today! Age discrimination right there.
Noooo. That was The Avengers. (wasn't it?)
Well, we thought 8th graders were old too!
Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today! Nooooooo...it was THRUSH.
...does this sound familiar..? Thrush's aim was, essentially, to conquer the world. Napoleon Solo once said of them, "THRUSH believes in the two-party system: the masters and the slaves."
Yes yes, true. And now, Ladies and Gentlemen. . . the artful humor of the people of the thread. Brought to you by the makers of Breeze Detergent.
I'd outlaw mirrors.
Yes, but OMG! Did you catch the beginning description of their job? 'I do whatever my Chief tells me to do'. Cr*p. There goes that.
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The Revolution will not be televised!
#11. To: robin (#6)
#12. To: Peppa (#11)
The Revolution will not be televised!
#13. To: robin (#6)
Catholics, Greek and Russian Orthodox, Lutherans and Presbyterians do not worship Zionism. The Presbyterians boycott certain products due to Israeli treatment of Palestinians.
#14. To: who knows what evil, Peppa (#1)
It's not in my heart, and I don't have a tree. Pfffft...bah, humbug!
#15. To: robin (#10)
Not all Christian leadership. At least not at the same time.
#16. To: nobody (#13)
enslaving everyone to the politics of zionism
The Revolution will not be televised!
#17. To: robin (#16)
(Edited)
#18. To: The Reason for the Season (#12)
#19. To: nobody (#17)
The Revolution will not be televised!
#20. To: kiki (#14)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#21. To: robin (#16)
#22. To: robin (#19)
He was a full-blooded antisemite!
#23. To: kiki (#14)
It's not in my heart, and I don't have a tree. Pfffft...bah, humbug! try the recipe - that'll make it all better!
#24. To: robin (#12)
#25. To: nobody (#22)
A person who is unacquainted with the devil might wonder why they are so particularly hostile toward Christians. They have no reason to act this way, since we show them every kindness. They live among us, enjoy our shield and protection, they use our country and our highways, our markets and streets. Meanwhile our princes and rulers sit there and snore with mouths hanging open and permit the Jews to take, steal, and rob from their open money bags and treasures whatever they want. That is, they let the Jews, by means of their usury, skin and fleece them and their subjects and make them beggars with their own money. For the Jews, who are exiles, should really have nothing, and whatever they have must surely be our property. They do not work, and they do not earn anything from us, nor do we give or present it to them, and yet they are in possession of our money and goods and are our masters in our own country and in their exile. A thief is condemned to hang for the theft of ten florins, and if he robs anyone on the highway, he forfeits his head. But when a Jew steals and robs ten tons of gold through his usury, he is more highly esteemed than God himself.
The Revolution will not be televised!
#26. To: lodwick (#18)
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
#27. To: robin (#25)
#28. To: nobody (#24)
I immediately assume I now can only be read by agents of chaos.
#29. To: Peppa (#28)
#30. To: Peppa (#28)
The Revolution will not be televised!
#31. To: nobody (#29)
Exactly.
#32. To: robin (#30)
Damn, I missed that. I forgot all about them!
#33. To: Peppa, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)
My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places. -- Winnie the Pooh
#34. To: Peppa (#0)
#35. To: Peppa (#32)
#36. To: Cynicom (#34)
Hillary rides this pig into a bar, the bartender stops her and says, "Is Bill housebroke".
#37. To: Peppa (#36)
#38. To: Peppa (#28)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#39. To: nobody (#35)
Burn all reindeer tapes immediately.
#40. To: Peppa (#36)
#41. To: nobody, Peppa (#35)
(Edited)
The Revolution will not be televised!
#42. To: robin (#41)
#43. To: who knows what evil (#38)
That was THRUSH...
#44. To: Cynicom (#42)
The Revolution will not be televised!
#45. To: Peppa (#43)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#46. To: All (#45)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#47. To: Cynicom (#37)
Hey, you said humor...
#48. To: Cynicom (#40)
If you were Hillary
#49. To: robin (#41)
(Does this count as yet another fork in the road?)
#50. To: who knows what evil (#46)
...does this sound familiar..?
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