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Title: Humor, Jokes, anyone? anyone?
Source: [None]
URL Source: http://EarlSource
Published: Dec 24, 2007
Author: all
Post Date: 2007-12-24 15:37:10 by Peppa
Keywords: Humor, Christmas, Music
Views: 2789
Comments: 79

I expect you all to try this cookie recipe and let me know how the cookies turned out. Merry Christmas.

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal

- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.

- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

- At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.

- Turn off the mixer thingy.

- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

- Mix on the turner.

- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.

- Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.

- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.

- Check the Crown Royal.

- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

- Add one table.

- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.

- Greash the oven.

- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

- Don't forget to beat off the turner.

- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas


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Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree." ~ Charlotte Carpenter.


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#34. To: Peppa (#0)

Hillary rides this pig into a bar, the bartender stops her and says, "Is Bill housebroke".

Cynicom  posted on  2007-12-24   16:57:44 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: Cynicom (#34)

Hillary rides this pig into a bar, the bartender stops her and says, "Is Bill housebroke".

LOLOL! That's BAD Cyni!

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   17:02:14 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#37. To: Peppa (#36)

Hey, you said humor...

Cynicom  posted on  2007-12-24 17:05:25 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Peppa (#36)

If you were Hillary and had a pig, what would name it? Clarence?

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