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Title: Humor, Jokes, anyone? anyone?
Source: [None]
URL Source: http://EarlSource
Published: Dec 24, 2007
Author: all
Post Date: 2007-12-24 15:37:10 by Peppa
Keywords: Humor, Christmas, Music
Views: 2635
Comments: 79

I expect you all to try this cookie recipe and let me know how the cookies turned out. Merry Christmas.

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal

- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.

- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

- At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.

- Turn off the mixer thingy.

- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

- Mix on the turner.

- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.

- Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.

- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.

- Check the Crown Royal.

- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

- Add one table.

- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.

- Greash the oven.

- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

- Don't forget to beat off the turner.

- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas


Poster Comment:

Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree." ~ Charlotte Carpenter.


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#1. To: Peppa (#0)

Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree." ~ Charlotte Carpenter.

It's not in my heart, and I don't have a tree. Pfffft...bah, humbug!

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-12-24   15:46:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: who knows what evil (#1)

It's not in my heart, and I don't have a tree. Pfffft...bah, humbug!

Okay, how about this:

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love."
~ Hamilton Wright Mabie (1845-1916), American author, essayist and critic.

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   15:50:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: who knows what evil (#1)

What did christianity ever do better than enslaving everyone to the politics of zionism. That's what I want to know.

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   15:51:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Peppa (#0)

LOL!! Merry Christmas!

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   15:53:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: Peppa (#2)

Blessed is the season which engages the whole world in a conspiracy of love."

You mean spring break???

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-12-24   15:57:23 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: nobody (#3)

Catholics, Greek and Russian Orthodox, Lutherans and Presbyterians do not worship Zionism. The Presbyterians boycott certain products due to Israeli treatment of Palestinians.

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   15:57:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: robin (#4)

LOL!! Merry Christmas!

And to you Robin!! :)

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   15:59:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: robin (#6)

All, including the stupidest and most back-firing, notorious reactions to jewry in the western world can be linked to christian leadership, can it not?

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   16:00:06 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: who knows what evil (#5)

You mean spring break???

Why I oughta' ;)

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   16:00:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: nobody (#8)

Not all Christian leadership. At least not at the same time.

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   16:02:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#11. To: robin (#6)

Apparently the humor thread has a wicked fork in the road.

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   16:02:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#12. To: Peppa (#11)

I noticed that but it's an interesting path.

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robin  posted on  2007-12-24   16:04:19 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#13. To: robin (#6)

Catholics, Greek and Russian Orthodox, Lutherans and Presbyterians do not worship Zionism. The Presbyterians boycott certain products due to Israeli treatment of Palestinians.

"worship Zionism"?

I think you're shifting the comedy target here. I did not edit anything out of my post.

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   16:07:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#14. To: who knows what evil, Peppa (#1)

It's not in my heart, and I don't have a tree. Pfffft...bah, humbug!

try the recipe - that'll make it all better!

kiki  posted on  2007-12-24   16:08:10 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#15. To: robin (#10)

Not all Christian leadership. At least not at the same time.

That's a concession. Thanks. Merry Christmas.

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   16:09:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#16. To: nobody (#13)

enslaving everyone to the politics of zionism

I guess that is more accurate, but so many evangelicals have managed to make it part of their worship service, and I was thinking of them.

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   16:09:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#17. To: robin (#16) (Edited)

It hasn't changed though. At one time it was just catholics with their leadership, and what did they do except screw everyone, then luther, then the church of england, they all did incredibly stupid things regarding jews and others, apparently for the purpose of having them backfire.

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   16:14:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#18. To: The Reason for the Season (#12)

Join the Ron Paul Revolution

Lod  posted on  2007-12-24   16:16:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#19. To: nobody (#17)

Luther wrote vehemently against the Jews. He was a full-blooded antisemite! However, so was the general population in EU and UK at the time.

www.humanitas-internation...documents/luther-jews.htm

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   16:22:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#20. To: kiki (#14)

I would, but the stores are closed, and the liquor is gone. I'm going to search the utility shed for some sterno in a bit.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-12-24   16:22:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#21. To: robin (#16)

What makes Christmas so great is Santa Claus doesn't really fly around the world with a sled full of toys. The Axis of Evil would shoot him down if he did.

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   16:24:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#22. To: robin (#19)

He was a full-blooded antisemite!

That and a quarter at starbucks will get you....

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   16:26:04 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#23. To: kiki (#14)

It's not in my heart, and I don't have a tree. Pfffft...bah, humbug! try the recipe - that'll make it all better!

Hehehehe!!!

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   16:26:08 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#24. To: robin (#12)

Someone says "fork" on a thread and I immediately assume I now can only be read by agents of chaos.

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   16:29:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#25. To: nobody (#22)

A person who is unacquainted with the devil might wonder why they are so particularly hostile toward Christians. They have no reason to act this way, since we show them every kindness. They live among us, enjoy our shield and protection, they use our country and our highways, our markets and streets. Meanwhile our princes and rulers sit there and snore with mouths hanging open and permit the Jews to take, steal, and rob from their open money bags and treasures whatever they want. That is, they let the Jews, by means of their usury, skin and fleece them and their subjects and make them beggars with their own money. For the Jews, who are exiles, should really have nothing, and whatever they have must surely be our property. They do not work, and they do not earn anything from us, nor do we give or present it to them, and yet they are in possession of our money and goods and are our masters in our own country and in their exile. A thief is condemned to hang for the theft of ten florins, and if he robs anyone on the highway, he forfeits his head. But when a Jew steals and robs ten tons of gold through his usury, he is more highly esteemed than God himself.

He certainly warned people. That's worth at least a quarter.

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   16:30:05 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#26. To: lodwick (#18)

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !

Celtic Woman-Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

www.youtube.com/watch? v=ktCc9QPbU7w&feature=related

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   16:33:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#27. To: robin (#25)

I hear they have "reformed" the jews since then. In any event, hey, let's all pray the genetic jew-detector project shows some promise.

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   16:34:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#28. To: nobody (#24)

I immediately assume I now can only be read by agents of chaos.

You mean the bad guys from the TV show 'The Man From U N C L E'?

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   16:34:41 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#29. To: Peppa (#28)

Exactly.

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   16:35:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#30. To: Peppa (#28)

Damn, I missed that. I forgot all about them!

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   16:37:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#31. To: nobody (#29)

Exactly.

I saw nothing.

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   16:38:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#32. To: robin (#30)

Damn, I missed that. I forgot all about them!

Check for your instructions.

There will be a man in the mailbox at the Main St. Post Office.

Knock on the side of the box, one time. Open the flapper once, turn around 3 times, and humm 'Play that Funky Music White Boy'.

Okaaaaaaaay. Go!

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   16:41:24 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#33. To: Peppa, *Humor-Weird News* (#0)


My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places. -- Winnie the Pooh

farmfriend  posted on  2007-12-24   16:42:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#34. To: Peppa (#0)

Hillary rides this pig into a bar, the bartender stops her and says, "Is Bill housebroke".

Cynicom  posted on  2007-12-24   16:57:44 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#35. To: Peppa (#32)

Burn all reindeer tapes immediately.

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   16:58:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#36. To: Cynicom (#34)

Hillary rides this pig into a bar, the bartender stops her and says, "Is Bill housebroke".

LOLOL! That's BAD Cyni!

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   17:02:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#37. To: Peppa (#36)

Hey, you said humor...

Cynicom  posted on  2007-12-24   17:05:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#38. To: Peppa (#28)

That was THRUSH...

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-12-24   17:05:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#39. To: nobody (#35)

Burn all reindeer tapes immediately.

Too late.

Copies made.

You'll find a notice in the paper about the "Antler Chronicles".

Run Run Rudolph.

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   17:06:50 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#40. To: Peppa (#36)

If you were Hillary and had a pig, what would name it? Clarence?

Cynicom  posted on  2007-12-24   17:07:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  



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