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Title: Humor, Jokes, anyone? anyone?
Source: [None]
URL Source: http://EarlSource
Published: Dec 24, 2007
Author: all
Post Date: 2007-12-24 15:37:10 by Peppa
Keywords: Humor, Christmas, Music
Views: 2641
Comments: 79

I expect you all to try this cookie recipe and let me know how the cookies turned out. Merry Christmas.

Christmas Cookie Recipe

1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar lemon juice 4 large eggs 1 cup nuts 2 cups of dried fruit 1 bottle Crown Royal

- Sample the Crown Royal to check quality.

- Take a large bowl, check the Crown Royal again, to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.

- Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.

- Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.

- At this point it's best to make sure the Crown Royal is still OK, try another cup.. just in case.

- Turn off the mixer thingy.

- Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

- Pick the frigging fruit off floor...

- Mix on the turner.

- If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a dewscriver.

- Sample the Crown Royal to check for tonsisticity.

- Next, sift two cups of salt, or something.... who giveshz a sheet.

- Check the Crown Royal.

- Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

- Add one table.

- Add a spoon of ar, or somefink.... whatever you can find.

- Greash the oven.

- Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

- Don't forget to beat off the turner.

- Finally, throw the bowl through the window.

- Finish the bottle of Crown Royal.

- Make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.

Cherry Mistmas


Poster Comment:

Remember, if Christmas isn't found in your heart, you won't find it under a tree." ~ Charlotte Carpenter.


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#40. To: Peppa (#36)

If you were Hillary and had a pig, what would name it? Clarence?

Cynicom  posted on  2007-12-24   17:07:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#41. To: nobody, Peppa (#35)
(Edited)

www.truveo.com/The-Iowa-Scuba-Affair/id/3758138918

50 minutes

The Iowa Scuba Affair

Solo is in Iowa when he is attacked by a soldier from a nearby secret airbase. The soldier is killed, and when Solo examines the man's motorcycle, he finds that it contains a scuba suit. He goes to... Solo is in Iowa when he is attacked by a soldier from a nearby secret airbase. The soldier is killed, and when Solo examines the man's motorcycle, he finds that it contains a scuba suit. He goes to the airbase to investigate, but he and a pretty young girl he befriends are nearly killed several times. Still being pursued by unknown murderers, Solo finds out that political extremists are planning to steal a nuclear-armed aircraft from the base to use it as extortion against a Latin American country. Cast: David McCallum, Leo G. Carroll

All the girls at my school had a crush on David McCallum. We thought Solo really old and well, old. ;p

(Does this count as yet another fork in the road?)

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   17:07:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#42. To: robin (#41)

Age discrimination right there.

Cynicom  posted on  2007-12-24   17:08:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#43. To: who knows what evil (#38)

That was THRUSH...

Noooo. That was The Avengers.

(wasn't it?)

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   17:09:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#44. To: Cynicom (#42)

Well, we thought 8th graders were old too!

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   17:10:14 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#45. To: Peppa (#43)

Nooooooo...it was THRUSH.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-12-24   17:10:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#46. To: All (#45)

...does this sound familiar..?

Thrush's aim was, essentially, to conquer the world. Napoleon Solo once said of them, "THRUSH believes in the two-party system: the masters and the slaves."

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-12-24   17:14:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#47. To: Cynicom (#37)

Hey, you said humor...

Yes yes, true.

And now, Ladies and Gentlemen. . .

the artful humor of the people of the thread.

Brought to you by the makers of Breeze Detergent.

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   17:15:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#48. To: Cynicom (#40)

If you were Hillary

I'd outlaw mirrors.

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   17:16:49 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#49. To: robin (#41)

(Does this count as yet another fork in the road?)

Yes, but OMG!

Did you catch the beginning description of their job?

'I do whatever my Chief tells me to do'.

Cr*p.

There goes that.

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   17:24:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#50. To: who knows what evil (#46)

...does this sound familiar..?

:'{

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   17:26:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#51. To: who knows what evil (#45)

I thought 'Chaos' was on "Get Smart?"

formerly GJones.

InsideJob  posted on  2007-12-24   17:31:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#52. To: InsideJob (#51)

I meant thrush.

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   17:32:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#53. To: nobody, Peppa, InsideJob (#52)

www.manfromuncle.org/thrush.htm

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   17:37:55 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#54. To: robin (#53)

Retirement from THRUSH meant a gold watch that exploded

Now if that's not funny, I don't know what is.

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   17:41:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#55. To: InsideJob (#51)

That was KAOS.

Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org

who knows what evil  posted on  2007-12-24   17:42:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#56. To: nobody (#54) (Edited)

...which brings us to "The Prisoner", where retirement was not an option either; at least not the kind an agent was planning on.

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   17:45:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#57. To: Peppa (#11)

"Apparently the humor thread has a wicked fork in the road."

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

............

onedollardvdproject.com

We now have six Ron Paul clips DVD's and Freedom to Fascism has a few Ron Paul clips. Also available is a newly "Edited" version of Zeitgeist. Part I is still removed but, now it starts with the JFK speech about Conspiracy, his assassination, the Federal Reserve then the 911 myth and it ends the same way as before. It is my most favorite of all time videos.

wakeup  posted on  2007-12-24   17:54:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#58. To: robin (#53)

www.manfromuncle.org/thrush.htm

Robin,

Compare that description to the one in the series in your #41 post.

UNCLE.

United Network Command for Law and Enforcement. (It states)

An organization of agents of all nationalities to maintain Political and Legal ORDER all over the world.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH.

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   17:56:07 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#59. To: Peppa (#58)

Early programming is vital.

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   17:57:29 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#60. To: robin (#59)

Early programming is vital.

No kidding. A form of Televangelism.

Now I wonder what Jerry's Kids is really all about.

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   18:01:56 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#61. To: robin (#56)

Incredible.

Prepping us or warning us.

Unbelievable.

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   18:09:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#62. To: Peppa (#61)

SciFi is always ahead of the curve.

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   18:10:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#63. To: wakeup (#57)

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

LOL!

Well this one sure took an incredible revealing turn.

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   18:12:59 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#64. To: robin (#62)

SciFi is always ahead of the curve.

Gort,

Nicto Borata Clatu.

I'm almost afraid to ask. :)

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   18:14:00 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#65. To: Peppa (#47)

A Christmas Message from the First Lady

doesn't it just make you want to sing?

hammerdown  posted on  2007-12-24   18:14:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#66. To: Peppa (#63)

The reason nobody ever goes there anymore is because the place is too crowded.

............

onedollardvdproject.com

We now have six Ron Paul clips DVD's and Freedom to Fascism has a few Ron Paul clips. Also available is a newly "Edited" version of Zeitgeist. Part I is still removed but, now it starts with the JFK speech about Conspiracy, his assassination, the Federal Reserve then the 911 myth and it ends the same way as before. It is my most favorite of all time videos.

wakeup  posted on  2007-12-24   18:15:16 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#67. To: robin (#59)

If one group could control UNCLE and THRUSH, they'd probably enlarge both by playing them off the viewers.

nobody  posted on  2007-12-24   18:17:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#68. To: wakeup (#57)

When you come to a fork in the road, take it.

"There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em."

hammerdown  posted on  2007-12-24   18:23:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#69. To: nobody (#67)

That's the theory, which has probably been in practice for some time (for example - but not limited to).

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   18:24:58 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#70. To: hammerdown (#65)

A Christmas Message from the First Lady

Ohh. ohhhhhhhhhh... Ohhh. LOLOL! That is a masterpiece.

doesn't it just make you want to sing?

WHERE do you find this stuff? Ouch!! LOLOL!!!

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   18:29:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#71. To: wakeup (#66) (Edited)

The reason nobody ever goes there anymore is because the place is too crowded.

We are a weird little group. (Humor wise. Wouldn't want it any other way.)

LOL!

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   18:30:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#72. To: Peppa (#70)

I found it so depressing.

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   18:34:53 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#73. To: robin (#72)

I found it so depressing.

It was. It's exactly how I see them, see us.

Perhaps I should just open up the bar and serve some chips at this point.

Press either E4:
www.youtube.com/watch? v=p2hNKt25Lx0

Or D7:
www.youtube.com/watch? v=KKsVhyiISY8

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   18:53:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#74. To: Peppa (#70)

WHERE do you find this stuff?

justa goof magnet, I guess.
if your going out to visit, remember to be careful out there. Feliz Navidad.

hammerdown  posted on  2007-12-24   19:08:43 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#75. To: Peppa (#73)

D7 was funny!

Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today!
The Revolution will not be televised!

robin  posted on  2007-12-24   19:18:20 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#76. To: hammerdown (#74)

justa goof magnet, I guess.

Hehehe. It's not such a bad curse. ;)

if your going out to visit, remember to be careful out there. Feliz Navidad.

LOL!! I'm forwarding that one!

Everyone be safe please!

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   19:21:11 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#77. To: robin (#75)

D7 was funny!

:D

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-24   19:22:47 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#78. To: Peppa (#77)

Minnesoatian to another:

I think my wife is dead.

Why?

"Well the sex is the same, but the dishes are pileing up"

"Satan / Cheney in "08" Just Foreign Policy Iraqi Death Estimator

tom007  posted on  2007-12-25   1:39:26 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#79. To: tom007 (#78)

Minnesoatian to another:

I think my wife is dead.

Why?

"Well the sex is the same, but the dishes are pileing up"

ROFL!!!!

Oh, that's baaad.

Peppa  posted on  2007-12-25   2:00:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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