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Title: A true Christmas story
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real life expierience
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Published: Dec 25, 2007
Author: freepatriot32
Post Date: 2007-12-25 07:38:28 by freepatriot32
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Keywords: christmas, rudolph, who killed bambi
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when my brother was six years old my dad hit a deer with his truck and got him right on the head and broke the deers nose.So he put it on the back of the truck and brought it home to clean it and cook it up.He pulled in about 10 seconds before my mom and brother did so my dad went and put down the gate of the truck and out plops the deers head and the first thing my brother saw was the blood RED nose of this deer.Now keep in mind this is about the 8 or 9th of december. As soon as my brother saw that he ran down the street shouting as loud as he could MY DAD KILLED RUDOLPH MY DAD KILLED RUDOLPH.He was doing that for a full minute before they caught him and got him back home and my dad spent almost all the rest of that night explaining what happend until he THOUGHT my brother believed him.So a couple of days later we all went out to the mall for christmas shopping and what do all malls have in december? thats right SANTA. My brother sees this and goes right up to him not bothering to wait in line shouts at the top of his lung. MY DAD KILLED RUDOLPH TUESDAY NIGHT SO THIS YEAR IF THERE IS ANY FOG YOU WONT BE ABLE DELIVER ANY PRESENTS BECAUSE RUDOLPH IS DEAD AND MY DAD KILLED HIM. So this santa started sputtering and mumbling about how rudolph isnt even missing so It cant be the rudolph and all the children in the line are just screaming and crying there eyes out and my dad was getting the most evil looks form all the parents that were trying to settle thier children down and santa stood up in his sleigh announcing that rudolph isnt missing much less dead. We didnt see if any of the kids believed him because the security guards were escorting us off the premises at that time and the whole way back home my brother was saying"I hope your happy you ruined christmas for everyone you jerk." I was doing my best not to laugh my butt off and so was my mom. My dad was just gritting his teeth and trying not to get another migraine while he was again explaining how that wasnt rudolph it was just some random deer.So christmas day comes along and this little creep got about 5 times the amount of christmas presents as I did that year along with a handwritten note from "SANTA" saying that the deer my dad killed not only wasnt rudolph but was actually rudolphs evil twin brother who was terribly jealous of him and he was out on the road that night laying traps for santas sleigh so that no one would get presents that year and if my dad wouldnt have killed him santa would have had to cancel christmas that year and maybe a couple of more. So my dad was a hero and not a jerk and he single handedly saved christmas worldwide for the millions of children in all countrys and the best thing my brother could do to thank my dad for saving christmas was to clean up his room once a week and go ahead and eat the venison steaks that my dad made out of evil rudolph.Wich is something my brother refused to do he would actually leave the house when the steaks were cooking for the full 2 weeks before christmas and wouldnt come back inside until dinner was over when my softy mom would make him a non rudolph meal so he wouldnt starve. But after christmas when he was practically ordered to by santa himself he had no problem eating it after that. It was a very interesting christmas season that year for sure
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#1. To: All, *DEEK JACKSON*, *libertarians*, *Music Club*, *LEAP*, *Jack-Booted Thugs*, *Ron Paul for President 2008*, *Agriculture-Environment* (#0)
MERRY CHRISTMAS everybody anyone got any true christmas stories of thier own to add?
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When we were kids, my sister got into the closet, tore the brown paper wrappings off the presents (she just had to see what they were), then blamed it on me. My parents believed her. I still give her a hard time about that every once in a while. While babysitting for her kids when they were about five, they got up at 3 am, woke me up from the couch, then proceeded to rip their presents open.
Fortune favors the prepared mind. A zombie, however, prefers it raw.
My sisters were so bad at finding gifts and opening them and blaming it on me that my mother decided to hide the gifts under my grammas house and when it came time to wrap them, she coded the names on the gift tags so we wouldn't know whose was whose! THEN forgot where she put the list...so Christmas morning we ended up opening all of them and dolling them out from there....that was the ONE Christmas that my sister screwed up and handed my other sister a Barbie and said this is yours and that is mine! Caught RED handed!!!! I was off the hook from that point on!
Killing One Person Is Murder...Killing 100,000 is Foreign Policy!
that's a great story. ;)
I'm Jewish.
... seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you...
Just kiddin'. Ha. Be funny if I was though, eh? Merry Christmas 'n' stuff.
... seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you...
I'm the Grinch. :-)
Yeah. My ex is J.W. Hang on a second... that's not funny. True, though.
... seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you...
Ha-ha-ha. Cool. I always felt so sorry for the Grinch.
... seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you...
Hey...the Grinch isn't spending the holidays fighting with his relatives and in-laws over politics. Life is good. :-)
It is.
... seek ye first the kingdom of God, and his righteousness; and all these things shall be added unto you...
I was tempted to enter the event in EntropiaUniverse.com's game where you spen six hours from the 20th until New Year's Day to see who can kill the most Exarosauruses or Atroxes (dead critter in front of the avatar in Shadow armor) as shown in the picture for virtual land or prizes, but I remained sane and didn't. A few good 1000. PED ammo hunts this month are enough for me. ;-)
a rare and funny story, I have none to share, but this gif was on Rense today. A Kucinich Christmas? Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today! Well then, here's a Jewish Christmas story. I grew up in Heinz 57 varieties neighborhood, both at the elementary and high school level. In grade school, Jews, protestants and Catholics ... in high school, 25% Jewish, 25% Black and the rest cats and dogs. In grade school I was forever selling stuff to make a few bucks ... magazines, greeting cards, salve ..etc. One year in late fall I was going door to door with Christmas cards and persistently hitting every door in the neighborhood. At the house of one of my playmates, his mom came to door and after politely listening to my speil said, "I'm sorry Jerry, but we don't send Christmas cards". I was dumbstruck ... in my 7 year old naivete I thought everyone sent cards! Larry's house was only a few houses from mine so when I got home this astonishing experience was still fresh in my mind. "Mom, mom you'll never guess what! Mrs. Kalish doesn't send Christmas cards!" "Well, no honey, Mrs. Kalish is of a different religion and they don't celebrate Christmas." End of story. But it satisfied me ... Mom wasn't at all astonished so I didn't worry myself about it. But, those were the good old days, contrary to the hate-America crowd. We were always a little miffed about all the holy days the Catholic kids got off from school, but other than things like that there was little attention paid to our differences. God willing Ron can begin the trip back.
Republicans (Democrats for that matter) ....... HAD ENOUGH?
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#3. To: YertleTurtle (#2)
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#5. To: freepatriot32, ALL (#1)
MERRY CHRISTMAS everybody anyone got any true christmas stories of thier own to add?
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#7. To: wudidiz (#5)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
#8. To: All (#5)
anyone got any true christmas stories of thier own to add?
#9. To: who knows what evil (#7)
#10. To: wudidiz (#9)
Remember...G-d saved more animals than people on the ark. www.siameserescue.org
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#13. To: freepatriot32 (#0)
The Revolution will not be televised!
#14. To: wudidiz (#5)
I'm Jewish.
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