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Title: Why men don't write advice columns
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Published: Jan 3, 2008
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Post Date: 2008-01-03 19:49:20 by tom007
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QUESTION Dear Walter: I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and my bike coasted to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help. When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her. I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years. When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began CPR. When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he was attempting to break free when I came back. But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months. I told him to stop or I would leave him. He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been feeling increasingly depressed and worthless. I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore. Can you please help? Sincerely, Dazed and Confused ANSWER Dear D&C: Engine stalling after a short distance can be caused by a variety of faults. Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line. If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto the inlet manifold. If none of these approaches solve the problem, it could be that the fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor float chamber. I hope this helps. Walter
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#1. To: tom007, christine, robin, Peppa, rowdee, TwentyTwelve, FormerLurker, Wudidiz, all (#0)
Exactly. What is wrong with the advice? It seems sound to me.
"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken
lol!
Ron Paul for President - Join a Ron Paul Meetup group today! I always like to keep a small quantity of ether on hand.
"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs
LOL!!! Dear Walter, I have been your loving wife for 18 years of our 30 year marriage. Your oil leaks. You smoke on start up. Your oil leaks. Your transmission is not as smooth as it used to be. You paint is worn. You can't seem to drive as long as you used to. If you know what I mean. I've removed your VIN number from my policy. By the way, get your treads checked, they look bald. Love, Sidecar no More.
I set a carburator on fire using ether. It wasn't my car. I never told the guy.
Fortune favors the prepared mind. A zombie, however, prefers it raw.
LOL!!! Dear Walter, I have been your loving wife for 18 years of our 30 year marriage. Your oil leaks. You smoke on start up. Your oil leaks. Your transmission is not as smooth as it used to be. You paint is worn. You can't seem to drive as long as you used to. If you know what I mean. I've removed your VIN number from my policy. By the way, get your treads checked, they look bald. Love, Sidecar no More. Well, there may be "snow on the roof", but there is still fire in the Chimney.
"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken
It's the log that's the problem. LOL!!! JUST KIDDING!!! Good one OI!!!
How about Nitrous Oxide? Amyl Nitrate?
"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken
What can I say? I'm just an old Woodsman at heart.
"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken
Cool, that fits in well with my image of you.
"Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has." - William S Burroughs
LOL! You know, I could really take this joke and run with it, but I'm too engrossed in the caucus. WE shall meet again on the humor field! ;)
I shall await the moment with Oaken resolve. Hee, hee, hee.
"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken
LOLOL!!! Maple later or tomorrow.
He forgot to mention that a simple fuel filter change could solve the problem.
"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst and provide for it." ~ Patrick Henry
Good point!
"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken
This is truly sound advice from Walter. But truly, would you take the time to fix your damn car? Have you seen the neighbor? Press 1 for English, Press 2 for English, Press 3 for deportation Death of Habeas Corpus: “Your words are lies, Sir.”
When I was training to be a front desk person at White Bird in Eugene one question -- based on a real call -- was what to say to a woman calling for information on a pregnancy test who said it was space aliens who did her. The answer of course was to give her information on the pregnacy test and to ignore the sidebar comment about sex with aliens. ;-)
why would rthis be an example ofwhy men dont write advice columns that man just saved that woman hundreds of dollars in mechanics bills he should continue writing his advice column and many more men should cfollow suit :)
Fox News Channel is the television version of Free Republic
Cool, that fits in well with my image of you. I grabbed some snow from the ground and threw it on the fire. After I cleaned the snow off I got the car started. He was really happy but never noticed the scorch marks.
Fortune favors the prepared mind. A zombie, however, prefers it raw.
My sister thinks aliens kidnapped her and took some eggs. She stood up in church once and told everyone.
Fortune favors the prepared mind. A zombie, however, prefers it raw.
OMG. She looks like she is getting ready to breast feed a Chinese village.
"Satan / Cheney in "08" Not that there is anything wrong with that.
"Satan / Cheney in "08"
#2. To: Original_Intent, tom007, lodwick, Dakmar (#1)
The Revolution will not be televised!
#3. To: tom007 (#0)
#4. To: Original_Intent (#1)
What is wrong with the advice? It seems sound to me.
#5. To: Dakmar (#3)
I always like to keep a small quantity of ether on hand.
#6. To: Peppa (#4)
What is wrong with the advice? It seems sound to me.
#7. To: Original_Intent (#6)
Well, there may be "snow on the roof", but there is still fire in the Chimney.
#8. To: Dakmar (#3)
I always like to keep a small quantity of ether on hand.
#9. To: Peppa (#7)
#10. To: YertleTurtle (#5)
I set a carburator on fire using ether. It wasn't my car. I never told the guy.
#11. To: Original_Intent (#9)
What can I say? I'm just an old Woodsman at heart.
#12. To: Peppa (#11)
WE shall meet again on the humor field! ;)
#13. To: Original_Intent (#12)
I shall await the moment with Oaken resolve. Hee, hee, hee.
#14. To: Original_Intent, tom007, christine, robin, Peppa, rowdee, TwentyTwelve, FormerLurker, all (#1)
#15. To: wudidiz (#14)
#16. To: tom007 (#0)
#17. To: Original_Intent (#1)
#18. To: tom007 (#0)
#19. To: Dakmar (#10)
I set a carburator on fire using ether. It wasn't my car. I never told the guy.
#20. To: Ferret Mike (#17)
was what to say to a woman calling for information on a pregnancy test who said it was space aliens who did her.
#21. To: Uncle Bill (#16)
#22. To: All (#21)
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