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Title: YertleTurtle Ponders Learning Teleportation
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Published: Jan 4, 2008
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2008-01-04 20:59:33 by YertleTurtle
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Views: 159
Comments: 10

I've been thinking about teaching myself how to teleport, but I think there might be some problems.

For one, the spin of the earth, which at the equator is about 1000 miles an hour. If I was to teleport from either pole to the equator, I would essentially go from zero miles an hour to 1000 mph. I'd be a long red streak.

On the other hand, I could jump from pole to pole, or from the same latitude from either hemisphere, and have no problem.

If I was to jump from the equator into space, I'd pop into space doing 1000 mph! The inertia would immediately squish my organs flat.

Now, if I was to jump from either pole into space, again, no problem.

I could jump from either pole to the moon, but I believe the moon is moving at about 60 miles per second. If I was to land on the trailing edge of the moon, I'd have no problem, but I was to land on the leading edge, I'd fly into the moon at 60 miles a second! Of course, I could appear several yards above the moon and just float down...

I guess those transporters on Star Trek would have the same problem.

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#1. To: YertleTurtle (#0)

Checked your drinking water lately turtle?

Cynicom  posted on  2008-01-04   21:01:15 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Cynicom (#1)

Checked your drinking water lately turtle?

Let's see YOU get into a transporter! You'll be sorry!

Fortune favors the prepared mind. A zombie, however, prefers it raw.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2008-01-04   21:13:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: YertleTurtle (#2)

OK, how about your last saliva test, was it negative?

Cynicom  posted on  2008-01-04   21:16:03 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Cynicom (#3)

OK, how about your last saliva test, was it negative?

I've never had a saliva test! Ha ha!

Fortune favors the prepared mind. A zombie, however, prefers it raw.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2008-01-04   21:18:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: YertleTurtle (#4)

No saliva test??? There must be a Federal Law concerning that somewhere.

Cynicom  posted on  2008-01-04   21:26:39 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#6. To: YertleTurtle (#0)

If you were on the equator, and stole a F15, and travel 1000 MPH heading east, get hit by a MiG 29, and you eject at 30,000 ft, would you then teleport to a position far away from where you ejected? I am assuming that the slipstream does not remove your face during ejection, and a definition of teleportation.

If your face IS removed during ejection, then you would teleport directly to Heaven.

PSUSA  posted on  2008-01-04   22:22:22 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#7. To: PSUSA (#6)

On 2008-01-04 22:22:22, PSUSA wrote:

Trippy.

"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst and provide for it." ~ Patrick Henry

wudidiz  posted on  2008-01-04   22:27:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#8. To: wudidiz (#7)

I used to ponder things like that, after smoking a little weed.

PSUSA  posted on  2008-01-04   22:31:54 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#9. To: PSUSA (#8)

It's trippy without the weed.

"For my part, whatever anguish of spirit it may cost, I am willing to know the whole truth; to know the worst and provide for it." ~ Patrick Henry

wudidiz  posted on  2008-01-05   0:58:30 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#10. To: PSUSA (#8)

I used to ponder things like that, after smoking a little weed.

As you can tell from my post, I never needed the stuff...of course, there is huge difference between "need" and "want," especially when you're 16 years old.

Fortune favors the prepared mind. A zombie, however, prefers it raw.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2008-01-05   20:57:31 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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