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Title: YertleTurtle Ponders Learning Teleportation
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Published: Jan 4, 2008
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2008-01-04 20:59:33 by YertleTurtle
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Views: 162
Comments: 10

I've been thinking about teaching myself how to teleport, but I think there might be some problems.

For one, the spin of the earth, which at the equator is about 1000 miles an hour. If I was to teleport from either pole to the equator, I would essentially go from zero miles an hour to 1000 mph. I'd be a long red streak.

On the other hand, I could jump from pole to pole, or from the same latitude from either hemisphere, and have no problem.

If I was to jump from the equator into space, I'd pop into space doing 1000 mph! The inertia would immediately squish my organs flat.

Now, if I was to jump from either pole into space, again, no problem.

I could jump from either pole to the moon, but I believe the moon is moving at about 60 miles per second. If I was to land on the trailing edge of the moon, I'd have no problem, but I was to land on the leading edge, I'd fly into the moon at 60 miles a second! Of course, I could appear several yards above the moon and just float down...

I guess those transporters on Star Trek would have the same problem.

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#1. To: YertleTurtle (#0)

Checked your drinking water lately turtle?

Cynicom  posted on  2008-01-04   21:01:15 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Cynicom (#1)

Checked your drinking water lately turtle?

Let's see YOU get into a transporter! You'll be sorry!

YertleTurtle  posted on  2008-01-04   21:13:40 ET  Reply   Untrace   Trace   Private Reply  


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#3. To: YertleTurtle (#2)

OK, how about your last saliva test, was it negative?

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