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Title: Snicker. Glenn Beck's life-threatening surgery was for roids
Source: FRetards
URL Source: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1949568/posts?q=1&;page=1
Published: Jan 8, 2008
Author: The usual fascist morons
Post Date: 2008-01-08 01:53:14 by Mekons4
Keywords: None
Views: 390
Comments: 5

To: Crazieman

He woke up on the table.

Described alarm bells went off saying he stopped breathing, remembers nurses telling him to breathe.

2 posted on 01/07/2008 6:13:12 AM PST by Crazieman (The Democrat Party: Culture of Treason) [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ] To: Crazieman

Lypo or hemorrhoids?

3 posted on 01/07/2008 6:13:17 AM PST by MHT [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ] To: Crazieman

I’m listening. Do you know what kind of surgery he had? I know it has to do with his @$$.

4 posted on 01/07/2008 6:13:32 AM PST by Fawn (Fred 2008) [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ] To: Crazieman Was it for hemorrhoids? 5 posted on 01/07/2008 6:13:34 AM PST by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!) [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ] To: Fawn

8 roids removed.

6 posted on 01/07/2008 6:14:34 AM PST by Ron in Acreage (Thinking of new tagline) [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 4 | View Replies ] To: Ron in Acreage

Wow-—what could go wrong with that?

7 posted on 01/07/2008 6:15:00 AM PST by Fawn (Fred 2008) [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 6 | View Replies ] To: Crazieman

OMG

8 posted on 01/07/2008 6:16:45 AM PST by SE Mom (Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet) [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 2 | View Replies ] To: Fawn

It’s a serious procedure belive it or not. My wifes lawfirm had to represent a family of a patient who died from it.

9 posted on 01/07/2008 6:16:55 AM PST by Ron in Acreage (Thinking of new tagline) [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies ] To: SE Mom

More descriptive - surgery was finished. Anesthesiologist turned off all the stuff - glenn immediately woke up. Said he never saw anything like it.

The botched part is coming - apparently the hospital was full of jerks.

10 posted on 01/07/2008 6:18:41 AM PST by Crazieman (The Democrat Party: Culture of Treason) [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 8 | View Replies ] To: Fawn

My wife says my hemorrhoids metastasized to my brain, so removal would be a problem ...to me.

11 posted on 01/07/2008 6:19:09 AM PST by LachlanMinnesota [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies ] To: Crazieman

Thanks:) I turned on the radio- listening to him now.

This is beyond belief.

12 posted on 01/07/2008 6:22:08 AM PST by SE Mom (Proud mom of an Iraq war combat vet) [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 10 | View Replies ] To: Crazieman Jeez, what people go through for a ratings stunt.

Note to Glenn: Layoff the Meds. 13 posted on 01/07/2008 6:22:30 AM PST by BallyBill (Serial Hit-N-Run poster) [ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies ] To: Crazieman

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#1. To: Mekons4 (#0)

Goodness! This is serious. I didn't know he was in for Brain Surgery.

Next thing you know he'll be talking about his Preparation "H" addiction.

Maybe Whoraldo could do a 2 hour special on this.

"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken

Original_Intent  posted on  2008-01-08   3:08:12 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#2. To: Original_Intent, Mekons4 (#1)

I don't want to know how it went "terribly wrong".

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robin  posted on  2008-01-08   12:51:33 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#3. To: robin (#2)

I don't want to know how it went "terribly wrong".

Sounds like some really messy shit to me.

"The difference between an honorable man and a moral man is that an honorable man regrets a discreditable act even when it has worked and he is in no danger of being caught." ~ H. L. Mencken

Original_Intent  posted on  2008-01-08   14:09:56 ET  (1 image) Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#4. To: Original_Intent (#3)

A new definition of roid rage. Suddenly the nazi is in favor of universal health care.

I actually know what happened to him, I think, since it happened to me. Before an operation, they give you an anti-nausea drug so you don't choke on your own vomit, since you have a mask on. They have to give you a sedative at the same time, or you go on a death trip. Seriously, you are convinced you will die. I was getting off my cot and about to rip the IV out of my arm when the real doctor showed up and FREAKED. She said, lie down and this will go away, and gave me a sedative.

Until it hit, I was absolutely sure I was going to die. Unlike that little fag, I understood someone made a mistake.

Honi soit qui mal y pense

Mekons4  posted on  2008-01-10   23:15:36 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


#5. To: robin (#2)

Well, he had his head so far up his ass that when they went to snip the roids, they accidentally cut his jugular.

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Critter  posted on  2008-01-10   23:18:38 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  


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