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Title: HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES ON AN AIRPLANE
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Published: Jan 12, 2008
Author: me
Post Date: 2008-01-12 23:27:30 by tom007
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Views: 189
Comments: 5

HOW TO HANDLE IRRITATING SEATMATES ON AN AIRPLANE

If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you, follow these instructions:

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Start up.

4. Make sure the guy who is annoying you, can see the screen.

5. Close your eyes.

6. Tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Move your lips as if praying.

8. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

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#1. To: tom007 (#0)

That should be worth 10 in the pen, if not a thorough perforation by airport security. lol

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Critter  posted on  2008-01-12   23:33:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Wouldn't a carry-on portion of black beans, onions and fatback work even better?

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Mekons4  posted on  2008-01-13   0:02:57 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Better hope they don't read Arabic, I just confirmed that's nonsense.

BTW, DHS has no sense of humor.

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robin  posted on  2008-01-13   14:58:48 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Wouldn't a carry-on portion of black beans, onions and fatback work even better?

About 20 years ago I was at LAX with a friend, picking up his girlfriend.

While waiting for her luggage to show up on the carousel, I noticed a very tall, enormously fat, sloppy, disgusting man standing next to me.

When I looked around for my friends, I noticed they were standing about 20 feet back. When I asked them what they were doing back there, they asked,"Don't you smell that?" When I said no, a woman walking by said, "I sure do."

I must have been upwind, but that guy was a WMD if he could do something like that.

A liberal would rather see a woman raped and strangled with her own pantyhouse than defend herself with a handgun.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2008-01-13   15:30:37 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Bah...that's for pikers. Get one of the barf bags ahead of time and fill it with a can of campbell's chunky soup. Then when the yammering fool won't shut up, pull out the now full bag and pretend to get sick in it. Then pull out of plastic fork and start eating. Be sure to offer some to the guy next to you.

"I'd like to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price." Vir Cotto, Babylon 5

orangedog  posted on  2008-01-13   15:37:40 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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