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Title: Why I'm Going to Hell
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Published: Jan 13, 2008
Author: Bob Wallace
Post Date: 2008-01-13 10:03:33 by YertleTurtle
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Views: 300
Comments: 3

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For one thing, I smoke. For another, I've noticed that women who smoke do it on the first date.

For still another, if people like Jack Van Impe and Ernst Angley and all the rest of those fundamentalists are in Heaven, then it wouldn't be Heaven for me. It'd be Hell.

Logically, their idea of Hell would therefore be my idea of Heaven. So I'd be happier in their Hell puffing away on a cigarette (and giving one to every nubile woman who wandered by me), drinking wine, laughing at Bobby Goldboro's music, and listening to "Smoke Rings" by KD Lang.

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#1. To: YertleTurtle (#0)

KD Lang is not now nor has she ever been "nubile."

She may "do it" on the first date, but her idea of what constitutes "doing it" won't do you any good.

“I would give no thought of what the world might say of me, if I could only transmit to posterity the reputation of an honest man.” - Sam Houston

Sam Houston  posted on  2008-01-13   10:12:32 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

Smoke Ring bump

Join the Ron Paul Revolution
Freedom*Peace*Prosperity

Lod  posted on  2008-01-13   10:26:17 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

KD Lang is not now nor has she ever been "nubile."

I like her music, but I know she's a dyke and also nuts.

A liberal would rather see a woman raped and strangled with her own pantyhouse than defend herself with a handgun.

YertleTurtle  posted on  2008-01-13   10:26:25 ET  Reply   Trace   Private Reply  

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