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Title: Why I'm Going to Hell Source: [None] URL Source: http://YouTube Published: Jan 13, 2008 Author: Bob Wallace Post Date: 2008-01-13 10:03:33 by YertleTurtle Keywords: NoneViews: 321 Comments: 3
Poster Comment:For one thing, I smoke. For another, I've noticed that women who smoke do it on the first date. For still another, if people like Jack Van Impe and Ernst Angley and all the rest of those fundamentalists are in Heaven, then it wouldn't be Heaven for me. It'd be Hell. Logically, their idea of Hell would therefore be my idea of Heaven. So I'd be happier in their Hell puffing away on a cigarette (and giving one to every nubile woman who wandered by me), drinking wine, laughing at Bobby Goldboro's music, and listening to "Smoke Rings" by KD Lang.
Poster Comment:
For one thing, I smoke. For another, I've noticed that women who smoke do it on the first date.
For still another, if people like Jack Van Impe and Ernst Angley and all the rest of those fundamentalists are in Heaven, then it wouldn't be Heaven for me. It'd be Hell.
Logically, their idea of Hell would therefore be my idea of Heaven. So I'd be happier in their Hell puffing away on a cigarette (and giving one to every nubile woman who wandered by me), drinking wine, laughing at Bobby Goldboro's music, and listening to "Smoke Rings" by KD Lang.
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#1. To: YertleTurtle (#0) KD Lang is not now nor has she ever been "nubile." She may "do it" on the first date, but her idea of what constitutes "doing it" won't do you any good. “I would give no thought of what the world might say of me, if I could only transmit to posterity the reputation of an honest man.” - Sam Houston Sam Houston posted on 2008-01-13 10:12:32 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #2. To: YertleTurtle (#0) Smoke Ring bump Join the Ron Paul RevolutionFreedom*Peace*Prosperity Lod posted on 2008-01-13 10:26:17 ET Reply Trace Private Reply #3. To: Sam Houston (#1) KD Lang is not now nor has she ever been "nubile." I like her music, but I know she's a dyke and also nuts. A liberal would rather see a woman raped and strangled with her own pantyhouse than defend herself with a handgun. YertleTurtle posted on 2008-01-13 10:26:25 ET Reply Trace Private Reply Top • Page Up • Full Thread • Page Down • Bottom/Latest
KD Lang is not now nor has she ever been "nubile." She may "do it" on the first date, but her idea of what constitutes "doing it" won't do you any good.
She may "do it" on the first date, but her idea of what constitutes "doing it" won't do you any good.
“I would give no thought of what the world might say of me, if I could only transmit to posterity the reputation of an honest man.” - Sam Houston
Sam Houston posted on 2008-01-13 10:12:32 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
Smoke Ring bump
Join the Ron Paul RevolutionFreedom*Peace*Prosperity
Lod posted on 2008-01-13 10:26:17 ET Reply Trace Private Reply
KD Lang is not now nor has she ever been "nubile." I like her music, but I know she's a dyke and also nuts.
KD Lang is not now nor has she ever been "nubile."
I like her music, but I know she's a dyke and also nuts.
A liberal would rather see a woman raped and strangled with her own pantyhouse than defend herself with a handgun.
YertleTurtle posted on 2008-01-13 10:26:25 ET Reply Trace Private Reply